"WAKE UP!!! You lazy twat we be sailing today" yells the captain... "Oh shite I be drunk from last nights scuffle with the traders" says Elliot. The year was 1723 the sky's were clear the waves pretty shitty I be the story teller you scurvy dogs any ways back to the story. "For fuck sakes Elliot you had one mug of rum and now your acting like a middle aged wench on her period!!!!" Yells the captain, "well you try fucking some traders up well drinking rum umm.. Sir". "I do all the time Elliot now clean up that shit and get to work" "okey dokey captain.
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The waves of the sea
HumorA privateer gets captured by the kings navy and he must escape.
