James was driving over to Sooubway when he saw Ariana driving a car.
James: "Wait..she's 14...Eh, she'll be fine."
*Ariana crashes car*
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James looked up at the beautiful waiter- Jaiden. He also looked down at her legs.
James: "LEGS LEGS WHAT'S ON THE MENU."
Mikayla: "YOU CHEATER!!" *starts kissing Jordan (CaptainSparklez) in a corner*
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James: *gives Jaiden an empty bottle of coke*
Jaiden: "INSIDE IT'S EM-"
James: "You're singing it wrong it's: *grabs can from Jaiden's hand* THIS BISH EMPTY *throws can across the room* YEEET (yatta)
