I could be perfect. (Ereri)

Crap.

ERENS POV.

I made my way to the locker rooms when I saw Jean and Reiner walk in.

"Hey gayger" Jean snickered, Reiner gave me a sympathetic look and followed Jean. Thank god they didn't Make us change today but we still had to get our gym lockers arranged.

I walked in to the gym and it was also huge. We sat on the bleachers until coach.Shadis came in.

"All right you cock sucking dick manglers, give me two laps around the gym In 1minute."

Fuq.

We all ran under one minute except for Sasha braus.So she ran 9 more laps, last year she was eating a bag of potato chips in class and the teacher came up and dumped the bag on her head. she had acne for 2 weeks.

We were in the middle of doing push-ups when mike and Jean kept trying to talk to me.

"Hey gayger! catch!" Jean threw a white plastic bag heading my way. I got up and walked over and picked it up looking to see what was inside.

A condom and a dildo.

"Thought you might need that for later on in life!." Jean snickered as I quickly closed the bag and threw it across the gym where it landed right beside Connie. I couldn't help but laugh a little when coach Shadis came over and opened the bag. Connie had just realized it was beside him when Shadis picked him up by his head and started yelling. I shook my head and finished the rest of the push ups.

I hate how they make up run and sweat in our first day clothes.

Class ended and I grabbed my books and left leaving Jean and the others behind.

I was looking for mikasa when Jean ran up and smacked my back.

"Hey buddy!" he said snickering.

"Hey horse face." I kept looking for mikasa as Jean picked his phone out of his pocket and took a picture of me. he snickered as he scurried away when he saw mikasa.

"Hey"

"Hai" we started talking when mikasa noticed something on the back of my shirt. She read what it said out loud.

"F**k me in the bunghole." I ripped off the sign and threw it on the ground.

"Hey I like this why would you throw it away." said Ymir as she walked beside us picking up the crumbled piece of paper.

"Haha your funny" I said sarcastically as she laughed.

"You know I could write something and tape it on his back." Ymir said as she looked in her book bag for some paper. I didn't try to stop her, if she wanted to do that so be it. we all got to our second class and sat down.

Jean was In this class so I knew Ymir was excited.

"Alright sit yo asses down"as mr. pixis took a swig of his diet coke. i looked at Ymir and she already had the note ready, I smiled and laughed quietly as she smacked jeans back.

"Hey jean!" she said with the most fake smile I have ever seen.

"What do you want" he said with a cold stare.

"Just wanted to say hi, don't have to be a douchey pants." she sat back down as the class snickered. the note said "I suck horse dick for money" I even saw mikasa smile.

Krista laughed as Ymir sat next to her, you could easily tell Ymir liked her it was completely obvious. pixis fell asleep so the class did whatever. we all turned our heads to the door as Connie walked in forehead read and everything. we all laughed as he sat down and yelled at everyone.

"It's not funny!" he said, everyone immediately stopped laughing when principle Erwin walked in after Connie but saw pixis and rolled his eyes

"Pixis you old bastard get up!." I smiled as his eyebrows raised.

"Bitch what?" he said and stumbled out of his sleep.

"The fucking coffee maker was broken, Erwin don't look at me like that. your eyebrows might fall off your head."

"Get your shit together" with that Erwin walked out of the room.

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Hai!

Please don't hate! And don't worry levi is coming to murica next chapter.