Weapons from Different Lands (Percy Jackson and Chronicles of Narnia crossover)

1: The Wardrobe

Hello my chicken nuggets! This is my first story and I have no experience with fanfiction so sorry if it is a little crappy.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, they belong to Rick Riordan and C.S. Lewis.

Percy's POV:

Why is there something going on every other day? Two days ago I had to help Will fix up a newbie who had fallen into the lava pit, and four days ago I had to help bring in a new wardrobe for the Big House. Apparently Chiron wanted the wardrobe for decoration, since there was absolutely nothing in it so far. 

"Get your lazy butt out here!" I heard Piper yelling at the door. 

"Coming Mommy!" I reply, totally not being sarcastic. 

"Chiron wants us at the Big House in ten! If you don't get there in time, you don't get any blue cookies for the rest of the week! And I mean it!" NOOOOOOO I need my precious blue cookies!! 

"I'm coming I'm coming I'm coming!" I shouted.

I grabbed a blue waffle from the dining pavilion and jogged over to the Big House. There, the rest of the Seven were waiting, along with Reyna. Wait, Reyna? How did the Romans get here? 

"Chiron got some pegasi to bring us here, although the pegasi were very incompetent." Hazel announced, almost as if she had read my mind. 

"Well, are we supposed to go in?" I asked. 

"No, we're supposed to stay out here until we die. Of course we're supposed to go in Seaweed Brain!" said my amazing and sarcastic Wise Girl. Yep, clever as ever. 

"Hello campers," Chiron announced as we filed in. "The wardrobe, as you all know, was put here for a very special purpose, as you all have probably guessed. Does anyone want to guess what the wardrobe's purpose is?" 

"Me, me, me! I'm guessing the wardrobe is going to be a place to put our more powerful armor and weapons in." Annabeth chimed in eagerly. 

"No, it's a place to hide our blue cookies!" 

Me of course. 

"Shut up Percy, it's most definitely a place to put our coats in. That's what a wardrobe is for!" Jason retorted, looking smug. 

"Sorry, but you are all wrong." 

"HA!" I shouted. Everyone jumped. "Annabeth was wrong! That's a first." 

"Shut your mouth, Perseus." Annabeth was glaring at me with a trace of mischief in her eyes. 

Chiron cleared his throat. We all looked at him. "As I was saying, the wardrobe will transport you to a land called Narnia, where you will have to find the Lion in order to receive information. Now, off you go. Into the wardrobe, there's no time to waste." 

"Chiron, how long will we be gone? I need to get back to my praetor duties." 

"Don't worry Reyna, you can take all the time you need. Oh, and also, you'll meet some other kids as well."

"Well, that solves all our problems." Leo commented.

Leo POV:

Wow. That's all I can say. Well, also maybe: "Brrr! Why is it so cold? Leo Mcshizzle cannot stand this temperature. He is FREEZIN'!! Can we go home?" 

Everyone looked at me like I was crazy. I am crazy. Ok, so flashback: We opened the wardrobe and a gust of cold air blew out into the room. When we all stepped inside the wardrobe, there was surprisingly enough space for all of us to fit. Me, being the first one in the wardrobe was getting squished, but then I stepped backwards, tripped, and landed on my butt in a pile of snow. Nearby, there was a lamp post, which I thought was very odd in a place like this. There was snow everywhere, and the trees were moving as if they were talking to each other.  

Then we all heard the soft padding of cat paws. How we heard it, I have no idea. Suddenly, a giant lion appeared in front of us. "Hello demigods. My name is Aslan, the ruler of Narnia. Go to Cair Paravel and introduce yourselves to the High King. Do not tell anyone about your parentage, except the High King, if he wishes to know. Go!" And with that totally super formal introduction, he sent us off on a wind to a really cool castle. I bet Leo Supersized Mcshizzle could live there.

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Thanks chicken nuggets!!

This chapter is 756 words long  (including bold print)

If you read this and did not think it was crappy (fat chance) wait for more because I will update later.

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