MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You ever feel like that? Like you just can't be bothered to get out of bed? Or be bothered to do maths? Or socialise (what is that?)? Same. The best thing to do is embrace it or ignore it. If, on that day, I had stayed in bed, maybe things would be different.
Maybe, just maybe, everybody would be even more dead.
Ummm, who are you?
Whoops, sorry, wrong number.
You sound depressed,
maybe you should have therapy
I'm a baby
who's going to take me seriously?
...
OMG,
you're that guy
that's responsible for the death
of nearly ALL of Humanity
...
bye
Ha. I bet you thought he was talking to you. Which just proves that you're all lazy introverts. Or that the Universe hates you. Or both. Ha.
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Chaos
HumorThe world as you know it is ending. Time is crumbling and it's up to you to save it. But you don't know that. In fact, you don't know anything! You're just a random 6-month-old baby on it's way to work, minding its own business. Oh well. Someone nee...