Is this how you spell prolouge? prolog? I don't really care.
Do you?
I cannot be bothered to Google it.
Because Google is gone.
The internet is gone.
EVERYONE IS DEAD (and it's kinda my fault)
I'm really depressed now. Because, y'know, when you kinda killed most of humanity, you tend to fell a little bit upset about it.
Just to give you a short history of my life (because there is NO POINT IN KEEPING IT SECRET UNTIL THE END OF THE BOOK), when I was born, I didn't know that my dad was from another dimension so time got pretty confused and everything sorta started crumbling and descending into chaos. which is why a six-month-old is a CEO of a multi million company in the middle of somewhere (I failed at Geography) and has 27 years of work experience. if you do the maths, there is clearly something wrong. I failed at maths.
WHY IS THERE A SQUIGGLY LINE UNDER MATHS? Am I supposed to type mathematics. Oh. Now, why should I bother to spell out, "mathematics" when even teachers and scholars say "maths"?
Well I'm done
Feel free to rant at me in the comments because this sucks, I didn't even try, there is no plot and I can't spell prologe.
P.S (Seriously, I bothered making all my the i's capitals and you just complain. Go on then)
P.P.S. My podgy baby thumbs hurt
P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Don't judge me this is my first story
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Chaos
HumorThe world as you know it is ending. Time is crumbling and it's up to you to save it. But you don't know that. In fact, you don't know anything! You're just a random 6-month-old baby on it's way to work, minding its own business. Oh well. Someone nee...
