PDH Ein: have you seen this app? It's gonna show you what you look like when you get old and fucked up.
*Reflection is TES Ein*
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*Garroth shakes some Halloween candy*
Zane: put that candy back I ain't not buying your shit
*Garroth throws the candy and hits Zane in the head*
Zane: oh fuck me right in the asshole
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Aaron: I don't want this anymore
*puts Ein back and knocks over all the pumpkin buckets
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Blaze, holding a tiki torch: oh this is longer than my dick
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Sylvanna, holding a chancla chasing Aaron: get back you little asshole I have a chancla
*Aaron runs and hides in a clothing rack*
Sylvanna, wandering around: damnit boy where are you hiding
Sylvanna, sliding open the rack: there you are!
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Aaron: when we get home, I'mma give you a spooky ass grounding
Aaron: oh, a goblin!
Ein: I'm going to eat out your asshole
Aaron: what the-
Aaron, Ultima triggered and waking up: -fuck!
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MyCrack 2
Fanfictionessentially the same book as MyCrack just in another volume as well
