Dante: stop saying I'm like chicken little. he is dumb and a coward, and i am not a coward
~~~~~
Aphmau, on Melissa's cooking show: and I realized that I left the wantons in
Melissa: *le gaspe* not the wantons
~~~~~
Daniel, falling into a wheelchair: I have crippling depression
~~~~~
Zane: calling me daddy is gross
Travis: stop kink shaming me
Zane: kink shaming is my kink
Travis: *unholy screaming*
~~~~~
Sylvanna: o m gee Rachel is so annoying
Rachel: *parkours over fence and climbs on the rooftop* I heard you were talking shit about me
Sylvanna: wHAT THE FU-
~~~~~
*PDH*
Random teacher: uh Aaron can you read number 19 for the class please
Aaron: no I cannot
Aaron, with pixelated glasses: waddup, I'm Aaron, and I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucken read
~~~~~
Zane, in a toy phone and hosting a tea party: what you're not coming over? Aphmau I made BISCUITS
~~~~~
Dante and Travis probably high or something: *goes into a Staples*
Dante: do you think they have Staples here?
Dante and Travis: *finds Staples*
Dante: yes! this means...
Dante and Travis: *runs to a Dick Sporting Goods*
Dante: COME ON!
YOU ARE READING
MyCrack 2
Fanfictionessentially the same book as MyCrack just in another volume as well
