Send Help pt. 3

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Jason: this is fine

Fandom: this is not fine Jason, everyone is ded

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Blaze: Daniel texted me "you're adorable" so I texted him back saying "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Vylad: and

Blaze: and now we're dating and we're fuck buddies. literally all I did was point out a typo but hey, I'm not complaining

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Aaron: I can see what you're up to

Aphmau: four foot eleven that's all I'll be up to unfortunately

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Derek: I'm large and in charge

Melissa: I'm small and on the ball

Rachel: I'm the wife and I have a knife

Aaron: I'm just sad

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Ein: is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing

Werewolf 1: no it's called hijacking

Toby: guys no it's called weedhacking

Daniel: no it's called disappointing your mother

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Young Ein: I'm getting hungry

Zack: you're STILL hungry

Ein: I didn't eat yet

Zack: LIAR YOU JUST HAD THANKSGIVING LAST WEEK

Ein: WE NEED FOOD EVERYDAY

Zack: NO YO ASS IS JUST GREEDY

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