And the winning ship is....
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New chat, no name
Kevin: Couples counselling run by Kevin and theteenwithpep is happeninggggg
Alternate Kevin (Kevinnn): DONT FORGET ME
Kevin: YASSSS ALTERNATE STORY MEEEEEE
Kevinnn: YASSSSS SHIPS
Kevin: ok so we will be the judges who will be a lawyer for cheronica?
Archie: I guess I will
Veronica: great 🙄
Kevinn: and choni?
Jughead: Meeeeeee
Kevin: ok so Archie and Jughead
Couples court
Kevin: Order, Order! *starts to laugh*
Everyone: *Bursts out laughing*
Kevin: okay okay we have to be serious right now, this is a ship war. Jughead?
Jughead: A-yes mister Court Judge Kevin Keller person?
Kevin: I like that name. Thank you, Jughead. Now, Jughead, would you be willing to place a reason why Toni should be the lover of Cheryl and not Veronica.
Jughead: Gladly
Jughead: You see, my fellow shippers-
Reggie: dude I don't even know what ship means
Archie: same dude, same
Veronica: ARCHIE? YOU ARE MY LAWYER AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT SHIP MEANS!?
Archie: eh. It's not like I can be fired bc..ummm..*thinks: damn what's his name*.... Mister Court Judge Kevin Keller person permanently hired me for you
Kevin: that I did. Proceed Jughead
Jughead: Choni is the cutest ship other than bughead because let's be real nobody can beat bughead
Betty: tru dat
Toni: yeah
Jughead: my reasoning for this statement is that-
Betty: Jug, you don't have to be so wordy
Jughead: sos
Jughead: is that when Cheryl was in the sisters, both Toni and Veronica came to find her, but Toni found her first and kissed her.
Veronica: BUT—
Kevin: shut it Ronnie
Veronica: HEY! *slouches in imaginary seat*
Jughead: also, there is the fact that Toni said 'you're not a monster, you're not deviant. You're sensational' which is SUCH A CUTE THING TO SAY
Kevin: Archie?
Archie: yea?
Kevin: plead your case
Archie: oh right
Archie: well there was that one time at the funeral/ pep rally with candy girl Cheryl ran away and Veronica followed her and hugged her
Kevin: eh. Is that it?
Archie: yeah basically
Veronica: ARCHIE I HATE YOU *runs away from imaginary room*
Kevin: oof
Kevin: well, choni wins
*cheryl and Toni kiss and it's beautiful and everyone cheers woo Hoo!*
Betty: hey where's alternate universe Kevin?
Alternate Kevin: HERE!! *is crying for ships*
Kevin: imma join in buddy
*they cry together*
Toni: oooookay then
