Tip 1: Don't be a hoe or you'll get aids
Tip 2: When in doubt, never trust a goose
Tip 3: If you don't drink water, you will die
Weekly Health 1: This week, treat your weakening and decomposing body to the healthiest foods that you enjoy EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGGIES, your body and mind shall be highly greatful for your healthy food week and try making this a habit. Remember, eating healthy gives you motivation and energy and can reduce risks of diseases and cancers, let's treat our bodies better, we have to live in these things for the rest of our lives. In reality I will probably fail miserably at this too but let's just try guys, you literally are what you eat.
Stay tuned for next week's Lar's Lame Life Hacks
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Humoridk man but we fucked Edit: fucked *UP* guys, who was put in charge of the description smh I had a heart attack
