Heal : I currently have no asks at the moment! At least I think. So I'm asking them myself!
Heal : Okay, everyone!
Everyone except Monika : Ye?
Monika : THAT'S MY CATCHPHRASE!!
Heal : Shut up Monika. Now your ask is....
Heal : Prepare yourselves!!!!
Heal : .....
Heal : Lemme think for a sec.
Everyone: *groans*
Susie : HEAL IF YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING HUGE DEAL THEN BE READY!!!!
Lancer : Y-yeah! What Susie said!
*Susie and Lancer blush*
Heal : *thinks to self* Do I ship Lansie or Susie x Roketbo?! Both?!
Heal : Okay, your ask is....uh....what's your favorite Sans version, and would you like to meet them?
Heal : DDLC squad?
Yuri : Dusttale Sans. I feel like I share a mutual bond with him.
Heal : Over what?!
Yuri : Um, never mind!!
Monika : Um......I guess Classic!
Sans : That's sweet.
Frisk : HE'S MINE PSYCHO BITCH
Heal : Frisk, you denied dating him?
Frisk : A-ah....
*Sans and Frisk are blushing af*
Heal : Aw, you two. Be sure to use protection! ;)
Frans : HEAL YOU-
Natsuki : Shut it.
*They shut up at the sight of the tsundere.*
Natsuki : I like Blue. He's so cu-
Natsuki : Um, I mean, he's determined!!
Sayori : Aw.
Natsuki : AGH SAYORI!!!!
Sayori : It is way too much. If I had to choose just one of them?
Heal : You know Doki Doki Forever....? I'm so proud. *tear rolls down cheek*
Sayori : Aw, thanks!
Heal : Deltarune squad?
Susie : They're all pun loving bitches. They all suck.
Heal : I have a feeling you don't know anything about the AU Sanses?
Susie : *sweat rolls down face*
Heal : Figures.
*Heal shows Susie all the Sanses she knows of.*
Susie : OH MY GOSH THAT RAINBOW WINGED BITCH
Heal : Omega Sans?
Susie : Yes. I like him most.
Ralsei : Uh, I guess I like Science Sans most.
Heal : Interesting, interesting.
Kris : Uh......Reaper.
Lancer : G!!!
Heal : You all have really good taste.
Deltarune Squad : Thanks!!
Heal : Undertale?
Frisk : Cl-Classic....>////<
Sans : That's cute. Uh, Blue.
Papyrus : THAT'S SO SWEET, SANS!!
Papyrus : I LIKE DREAM, I GUESS.
Mettaton : Blue as well ~
Heal : Why do so many people like Blue?! ;-;
Heal : At this point, the amount of Blue fans is getting overwhelming.
Sans, Mettaton, and Natsuki : HEEEYY!!
Heal : Ehehe....
Undyne : Sixbones!!! YEEEAAAHH!! YEEEAAAHH!!
Alphys : U-Undyne, you kn-kn-know Sixbones leaves me u-uncomfortable....
Alphys : U-um, St-Storyshift....
Asgore : I guess I don't really have one.
Heal : I didn't for awhile either, so that's fine!
Toriel : I really would not want to say this. Everyone cover their ears.
*Everyone covers ears as Toriel mumbles something.*
*It sounded strangely like the word "Underlust".*
Heal : TORIEL NO
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Chara : Mom...;-;
Asriel : Mom...........wh-;-;
Chara : Um....I guess I like Dancetale....
Asriel : And I like Underfell!!
Heal : Okay, well that's it for to-
Frisk : But what about you Heal?
Heal : I'm pretty sure everyone already knows my favorite Sans.
Frisk : I don't!
Heal : .....really...........
Heal : Ink.
Frisk : Oh wait, I did know that.
Heal : ......seriously.....
Heal : Well, see you guys on the next ask!!
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Ask and Dare DDLC, Deltarune, and Undertale
FanfictionThese are all my damn fandoms so take it OR SUFF-I mean uhhh.....READ ON! OR SUFF-.:.....seriously, just read on.
