Aight this is daily convocations with my stupid friends. They all have special nicknames I give them. So, enjoy, kiddos!
Me: Hey, sweetheart! I just rewatched Black Butler! Do you know what I noticed???
Sweetheart: Oh, really? I haven't watched it in a while, what did you notice?
Me: I realized how sexy Ciel could be for a 12 to 13 year old. Heh heh heh!
Sweetheart: Dude, he's like... *starts to whisper yell at me* 13... A baby... What's wrong with you?
Me: The fuck you whisper for? And yeah, so? He's a fictional character. I never said I wanted him to fuck my brains out or anything like that! I only said the kid had some sexy moments! You fucking ass.
Sweetheart: *still whisper yelling at me* I know but he's super young, dude. Like the fuck?
Me: ... If you don't stop whisper shouting at me, I'ma kick ya' teeth down ya' throat. And if you don't stop making it sound like I'm a pedo, I'ma smack the shit outta you, do you understand me?
Sweetheart: *finally stops whisper yelling and talks normally* Okay, I'm just stating my opinion. God! *starts going on a rant about how no one ever let's them speak their mind*
Me: *internally screeching while they go on and on and on* *sigh*
Sweetheart: *finishes their rant* So, I feel like I should be able to get my voice heard.
Me: *mentally exhausted* Yeah. Okay. *cuts eyes* I understand you... *walks away from Sweetheart holding back my aggravation*
Bye guys! 😸😸😸
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