Kasey POV
The clock had just changed to 2 pm and I still hadn't gotten the call. Brielle and I say together outside of the dance studio waiting to meet everyone for rehearsal, though we were obviously back an hour early from our lunch break. She was pacing back and forth in front of me in her leo and skirt with her leg warmers strapped around her tights. She was unusually excited. I'd never seen her like this. My phone buzzed a bit and she sprinted to my side.
It wasn't a call, just a text message, but it was still from the same place. "Hey Kasey it's Rico at Alan Carr's studio. Can you send us a picture of you and Danielle ASAP?? Thanks much, and we'll be calling soon!" Brielle was freaking out. She was trying to come up with some scheme for us to meet Danielle up in the cafe where she was having lunch and take a picture, but halfway through her listening to her plot I sent Rico a picture of the two of us dressed as cats for Halloween.
A few minutes later my phone rang, it was Rico.
"Kasey! Thanks so much for doing this!"
"No problem!" I said shooing away Brielle's spasms "I'm sure they won't suspect a thing"
"Great! Okay well we're about to put you through to the studio so wait until Alan greets you to say anything or it'll blow our cover"
"Don't talk. Got it" I said laughing. He put me through right away and I used my charades skills to the best I could to get Brielle to understand how important it was for her not to say anything. Once I was through, i could hear the interview pretty clearly in the studio. Alan had pulled up the picture of Danielle and I and was making fun of Harry for having such similar taste as Liam since Dani and I might as well be twins at this point. Even though I couldn't see him, I knew Harry was embarrassed. I kind of regretted agreeing to do this but I knew he'd think it was hilarious in the end.
"You know what, I'm sorry, but I honestly can't believe anything you're saying without hearing from a direct source" It was a segway, and I was almost as excited as Brielle at this point. "So here we go, why don't we give Kasey a call to get the real scoop shall we??" Alan said, though it obviously wasn't a question.
I could hear Harry and Niall laughing hysterical saying "You've got to be kidding" over and over. Then came my cue:
"Afternoon Kasey, are you there?"
"Hi Alan! You doing alright?"
"Yeah I'm fine! Thanks for letting us talk to you for a bit! What are you up to right now?"
"Well I'm here with my best friend Brielle and we're waiting at our dance studio for our afternoon rehearsal. We've lost Danielle.. I guess she's still on her lunch break, but if she was here I bet she'd send a warm hello!"
He laughed awkwardly knowing it may be a little hard to get anything super juicy out of me. "Well great! Tell her we say hello back over here at Chatty Man! And I think I have a few boys on my end that you may know pretty well..."
"Oh really??"
"Yes! Boys say hi!"
The five of them could barely contain themselves as they shouted hello into the air not knowing where the microphone was. I'm pretty sure I heard Louis say "Hello mysterious voice that sounds like Kasey!" The audience seemed to think that was hilarious, and even through the phone I could hear them laughing loudly.
Then Harry spoke up sounding confused "Wait, how long has Kasey known about this?" he asked. Alan replied saying about three weeks and all the boys must've gasped in unison. "Never!" Liam said, "I swear, she honestly can't keep a secret for her life!" He was laughing now, and any Liam/Harry tension seemed like it eased a bit, but I knew the dreaded questions about our relationship were coming quickly.
"So before we get into any obvious questions" Alan said (I was pretty done with him at this point), "I wanna ask you to pretend the boys aren't here, and spill something about each of them for me" I laughed louder than I probably should've, and answered his request "Okay! Well first of all, Louis is really particular with his stripes, and before I moved over, no one was allowed to wear them except him. But while I was unpacking he noticed my similar obsession and made an exception. And everything about Zayn being a mummy's boy is true. He's always texting and calling his mum and his sisters, but he doesn't get to visit them as much as the other boys cause he can never bring himself to wake up early enough to drive down to Bradford." At this point I realized how much power I had, and came up with some more interesting things to say as Alan discussed these last two spills with the boys.
"And when I got here in August, we went to Liam's flat for a bit to hang out and get Danielle's car. So we suggested we watch a movie or something, and instantly Liam ran into the living room and grabbed three DVDs insisting we have a Toy Story marathon." And that definitely got the crowd laughing hysterically. I knew Liam would get me for that later, but right now I didn't think there was much he had to hold against me, or so I thought.
"Well that's not as bad as what Danielle told me about Kasey!" Liam said. I was really worried cause I had no idea what he'd bring up. "I don't even know if the rest of the boys know this, but she used to be a directioner while we were on X Factor. Actually, when Danielle and I started dating, she didn't know about me and I didn't know about her until she found out from some post on tumblr that we had made our relationship official. She was still living in the US when this all happened so she got a chance to manage her fangirl antics by the time we first met last Christmas, but it was right hilarious." Okay I had no idea what I could've possibly done to him h
to make this torture acceptable, but whatever it was I'd suddenly regretted it a lot.
Everyone was laughing loudly, I knew the rest of the boys hadn't heard this before so it was just lovely hearing their reactions. "Okay okay well after that I bet Kasey has some more to spill about the boys, so we'll be back with Kasey Peazer and One Direction after the commercial break!" Once the music went off and I heard Rico yell "And cut!" I left the liberty to address the matter at hand "Liam Payne I absolutely hate you" I said into the phone. Everyone laughed again and I heard Liam jokingly say "Aww love you too babe!"
Soon after the director and the cameras were back on. You could tell Alan was purposely hanging on to his laughter to signal to the viewers that we definitely had a more entertaining commercial break than they did. I continued my rant telling Alan how Niall always has different guitars because he's always smashing them against walls and what not (even though I wouldn't be surprised if Niall mentioned that I do the same) and explaining Harry's crazy obsession with apple juice.
After that I had hope that Alan was finished and was gonna let me go without asking any more questions, but he definitely wasn't "Well Kasey, we don't wanna hold you too long so you can get back to dancing and what not, but we just have to bring up a photo we've acquired from last weekend I believe." Niall was the only one who laughed, because it was the one thing we were hoping wouldn't be in this interview.
