The Akatsuki kitties!!!!!!!!!

Our trip to the mall

Tiffany's Pov

I sat in my room blasting my music till I heard a scream from downstairs.

I rushed down there in a split second I crashed into the back of my imaginary husband. 

"Itachi-kun!!"I hugged him.

He jumped in surprise.

"Let me go"He said in his usual bored tone.

I pouted but let him go.

I looked around and saw Zoe staring at the Tv.

"What's wrong I heard a scream"I asked raising an eyebrow at them.

"THERE'S A SALE AT THE MALL"Lia yelled.

"Where?"I asked.

"EVERYWHERE"Zoe yelled.

I fangirled.

I love 2 things the Akatsuki and the mall.

"EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS DOWN HERE WE'RE GOING SHOPPING"I yelled up the stairs.

One by one the came down looking bored excpet Tobi.

"Zoe-Chan whats the Mall!!!"He asked Zoe.

Zoe grinned.

"Well Tobi it's where you can buy clothes and also maybe sometimes animals"She made a imaginary rainbow.

"Yeah right Li-"I couldn't finish my sentence cause I heard the horn of a car beep.

We all walked outside.

"GET IN NOW"Lia yelled.

"Meep"I got in the front seat as fast as possible.

Zoe's Pov

I watched the Akatsuki get in the car good thing it was a SUV or they wouldn't of fit in.

I got in the middle of Tobi and Deidara.

Lia started driving and turned on the radio.

Justin Beiber came on.

"What the he** is this sh**"Hidan yelled.

"This my friend is what we call a shemale"Lia said looking him in the eyes from the mirror.

Tiffany turned the chanell and immadiatly gasped with joy.

"Zoe Lia it's our song"Tiffany smirked.

"He**s yes!"I yelled.

(Tiffany)What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?

(Me)I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk. Get you love drunk off my hump.

(Lia)My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps.

(Tiffany)Check it out

(Lia)I drive these scrubbers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ice-ys.

(Me)Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and then Donna Karen, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' Fly gearrr but I ain't askin,

(Lia)They say they love my a** 'n, Se7en Jeans, True Religion, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't fakin' We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating.

(Tiffany)My love, my love, my love, my love You love my lady lumps, My hump, my hump, my hump, My humps they got u, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, on me, on me.