The Akatsuki kitties!!!!!!!!!

Why do we have more cats...

Lizzy's Pov

It's been like three days since the dance and I swear to God I feel like I'm being watched like crazy.....more then usual.

"Lizzy!!!"I heard Zoe yell from downstairs. I quickly ran downstairs and skidded to a stop.

"Why do we have more cats...."I heard Pein say from behind us.

"Cause! They are cute and cuddly and pretty and this one hates me!"Lia said as a red furred kitten swiped at her hand constantly.

"You interuptted me watching Naruto for this."I mumbled. True to my words I started watching Naruto. I got curious about the Akatsuki so I started watching it.

"Lizzy! Look this one looks like Itachi kitty!"Tiffany screeched hugging Itachi by the neck and holding the black furred cat up to his face.

 Before anyone could process the cat cut Itachi's face constantly.

"Ow! Mother fu**ing!!"He yelled throwing the cat at Zoe who expertly caught it.

Everyone stared at him. Sasori's head popped up from the kitchen as did Deidara's,Kisame's and Zetsu's.

"Did Itachi just curse...."Konan said slowly as she walked from behind the basement door.

"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!"Tobi yelled running around screaming as did everyone else except Itachi and I who just sweatdropped.

Zoe was about to run past me but I drop Axe Kicked her in front of the cats. I went cross eyed.

"EVERYONE. WE HAVE KITTENS IN THE ROOM! IF ONE OF THEM TURNS OUT STEPPED ON IMMA ROUNDHOUSE KICK YA'LL A**'S INTO OBLIVION!!"I yelled. Everyone sat on the ground at the sound of my voice.

Tobi however was still dancing around like an idiot chanting. "Tobi's a sparkly unicorn. Tobi's a sparkly unicorn."

I was about to roundhouse kick him but he caught my foot mid kick.

"Lizzy-chan!"He gasped. I was about to punch him but his other hand grabbed my fist.

"Tobi. Let me go."My eyes somehow crossed even more.

"Nope!"He giggled. I finally took notice to his mask. He was wearing the one he got for Christmas except you could see his left eye which was like Pein's.

I heard one of the cats meow and quickly brought my other leg up kicking Tobi in the shin.

I brushed my skirt off and sat just in front of the kittens.

"Hello there my dear furballs. I don't neccesarily like saying my name to things that barely listen so let me just get you names.

"I WANNA NAME SOME TOO!!!"Lia yelled sliding across the floor and sitting next to me.

"ME THREE!!"Tiffany yelled slding to my other side.

"I FOUND THEM SO I GET TO NAME MORE THEN YOU GU-"Zoe was on the verge of screaming before she faceplanted while gliding.

"Alright how many are there?"I sighed counting the cats. There was a big gray one with mismatched eyes,two red furred ones,a bright yellow one,a white one with what seemed like blue highlights,a black furred one,a white one with an unusually long tongue,another black furred one with an face with absolutly no expression,a brown furred one with pale eyes,another brown furred one with red triangle things under his eyes,and finally a orange furred one with black things on his eyes.

"Theres 11 so we could split this somehow. Alright so Tiffany and Lia get 2,I get 3,and Zoe 4....that leaves two left. Lia and Tiffany get another then."

"Wait what! I found 12!!"Zoe said looking around frantically until I felt something behind my back. I reached behind me and gasped.

"Found it."I held the thing up to my face seeing the kitten was asleep. It had brown furr and a small tuft of hair on his head that stood on end.

"There he is!"Zoe wiped her forehead of sweat.

"Okay then. We all get four."I grabbed the silver,no expression one,unusually long tongue one,and orange fur. "You will be Silver,Sai,Snake,and Kitsune."I smiled.

"You suck at naming things."Tiffany mumbled grabbing the sleeping one,bright yellow,brown furred with triangles,and pale eyes. "You will be Lazy,Sunny,Inu,Neji."The cats seemed to tense.

"Yall need lessons on naming things."Lia snapped her fingers and grabbed the two red furs,the white and blue highlights one. "You will be."She lifted the leg of one of the red furs. "You will be Panda cause your a boy and you will be"She lifted the other red furs leg. "Mina. Finally you will be sharky."

Kisame made the derp face. "I like dat one."

"Idiot."Zoe said grabbing the black furred one. "Thanks for miscalculating and leaving me with only one to name Lizzy."Zoe rolled her eyes.

I hissed at her and fixing my Witch hat.

She flinched. :"You will be Ducky. Cause you remind me of my baby brother who I call ducky."I grinned.

"LETS GIVE THEM A BATH!!"Tiffany yelled grabbing the kittens she named as did we.

"Fine. If they turn out to be more ninjas I will slap the sh*t outta ya!"Hidan said from his spot on the couch.

We made it to the bathroom and placed each kitty in the sink pushing any of them who tried climbing the edge.

Zoe's Pov

I started the water singing a random song I made up. "Ducky oh Ducky I don't care that you hate the name Duckyyy."I was stopped abrutly when smoke came in the place where the cats were.

"HIDAN WAS RIGHT!!!!!"Lia yelled running out the room. 

"You don't know tha-"I was stopped again when hands grabbed the coller of my shirt choking me.

"ZOE!! I'LL TELL DUCKY YOU LOVED HIM!!"Lizzy yelled behind her as she ran out.

My face looked like this :-O. "Did she just leave me with a whole bunch of naked man and woman who are might I add DANGEROUS!"I yelled flaling my arms.

"Yes. Yes she did."Came a chorus of reply's.

WELL DARNET!!!!

Sorry for any spelling mistakes! Thnks FallenNiji for the suggestion!!