FUNNY MARVEL QUOTES

The Incredible Hulk

[yells at taxi driver] Asshole!-Betty Ross

You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.-Bruce Banner

 You zip it. We're walking.-Betty Ross

 Ok.-Bruce Banner

The subway is probably quickest.-Betty Ross

 Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?-Bruce Banner

 Right. Let's get a cab.-Betty Ross

[as he jumps from the helicopter to change into The Hulk and doesn't, he continues to fall] Oh, shit!-Bruce Banner

 [Referring to the machine gun on the helicopter] Use that thing, soldier. Give him some help!-General Ross

Which one?-Helicopter Solider

 Help the green one, dammit! Which one do you think? Cut the other one in half!-General Ross

Here's something interesting. It's a possible gamma sickness. Milwaukee. A man drank one of those guarana sodas. Guess it had a little more kick than he was looking for.-Major Kat Sparr

 [drinks soda] Wow.

[starts choking and passes out]- Stan Lee

[speaking Brazilian Portuguese while confronting bullies at work] Don't make me... hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm... hungry.-Bruce Banner

[in English, to himself]

Uh... that's not right.-Bruce Banner

[in Portuguese] Stop. Please. Me... angry... very bad.-Bruce Banner

 *You* bad angry, "G"? I very bad angry.-Tough Guy Leader