jaemin: hey mark can we go and get Chinese? We're all starving
Mark: no learn to fucking cook u thots I'm broke
Jeno: liar
Taeyong: oh my god guys I just realized we're all going to hell
Jinyoung: no shit smh and Jaemin I'll buy you chinese because mark is actually broke
Mark: how'd you know?!
Jinyoung: oh Hyunjin told me you took him on a date and spent all your money buying him stuffed animals
Haechan: he what?!
Hyunjin:oh yikes
Haechan: mark!
Mark: what?!
Haechan: He is mines! I wanted to go out with him first
Jaemin: no I did!
Changbin: wait a diddly darn minute Hyunjin is my husband
Felix: no he isn't
Johnny: this is hella interesting I wanna know all the damn tea alright alright Mark first
Mark: anyway so yesterday I asked Hyunjin out he said whatever and I bought him a whole bunch of stuff
Ten: now Jaemin
Jaemin: I asked Hyunjin out once he said whatever and we went to an expensive restaurant and I spent all my money and his beautiful ass
Taeil: wow
Haechan: I also asked him out and he said whatever and I also spent my money on him but we went to the beach
Winwin: what's going on?!
Changbin: I asked Hyunjin out and he said yes and I got to have sex with him after the date
Hyunjin: NO YOU DIDN'T WHY ARE YOU LYING?!
Changbin: it was worth a try but anyway we didn't have sex we just kissed
Haechan: I feel attacked he didn't kiss me
Mark: same
Jaemin: I for one did get a kiss ha me and changbin and better than you guys!
Hyunjin: I have a boyfriend so aren't that much better
Jaemin: WHAT?!
Mark: I give up on life
Ten: well this took a turn for the worst
Chan: Hyunjin who even is your boyfriend?!
Hyunjin: stars with a J
Jaemin: IT ME!
Hyunjin: sorry hun it's not
Jimin: ME!
Hyunjin: yeah no
Jooheon: me?
Hyunjin: no but you're a cutie
Jeongin: it's me idiots
Changbin: wow my heart
Felix: they are cuties
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Changbin: and me and Hyunjin were cuter so like
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