The thot box 💌📦💀

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jaemin: hey mark can we go and get Chinese? We're all starving

Mark: no learn to fucking cook u thots I'm broke

Jeno: liar

Taeyong: oh my god guys I just realized we're all going to hell

Jinyoung: no shit smh and Jaemin I'll buy you chinese because mark is actually broke

Mark: how'd you know?!

Jinyoung: oh Hyunjin told me you took him on a date and spent all your money buying him stuffed animals

Haechan: he what?!

Hyunjin:oh yikes

Haechan: mark!

Mark: what?!

Haechan: He is mines! I wanted to go out with him first

Jaemin: no I did!

Changbin: wait a diddly darn minute Hyunjin is my husband

Felix: no he isn't

Johnny: this is hella interesting I wanna know all the damn tea alright alright Mark first

Mark: anyway so yesterday I asked Hyunjin out he said whatever and I bought him a whole bunch of stuff

Ten: now Jaemin

Jaemin: I asked Hyunjin out once he said whatever and we went to an expensive restaurant and I spent all my money and his beautiful ass

Taeil: wow

Haechan: I also asked him out and he said whatever and I also spent my money on him but we went to the beach

Winwin: what's going on?!

Changbin: I asked Hyunjin out and he said yes and I got to have sex with him after the date

Hyunjin: NO YOU DIDN'T WHY ARE YOU LYING?!

Changbin: it was worth a try but anyway we didn't have sex we just kissed

Haechan: I feel attacked he didn't kiss me

Mark: same

Jaemin: I for one did get a kiss ha me and changbin and better than you guys!

Hyunjin: I have a boyfriend so aren't that much better

Jaemin: WHAT?!

Mark: I give up on life

Ten: well this took a turn for the worst

Chan: Hyunjin who even is your boyfriend?!

Hyunjin: stars with a J

Jaemin: IT ME!

Hyunjin: sorry hun it's not

Jimin: ME!

Hyunjin: yeah no

Jooheon: me?

Hyunjin: no but you're a cutie

Jeongin: it's me idiots

Changbin: wow my heart

Felix: they are cuties

Changbin: and me and Hyunjin were cuter so like