The thot box 💌📦💀

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Jaehyun: babe, I miss you

taeyong: awe, I miss you too big daddy Jaehyun

Jaehyun: what the actually fuck?!

Yuta: clearly taeyong you are sitting right across for him and I'm too lazy to start doing this grammar shit so yeah

Jaehyun: that clearly wasn't meant for tae

Taehyung: it was for me wasn't it?!

Jaehyun: no it was meant for kihyun

Mark: who?!

Kihyun: me you little shit!

Jaehyun: oh god he's so sassy and smexy

Kihyun: I don't even know you...

Shownu: um are you flirting with my man?!

Kihyun: oh great smh

Jaehyun: he's not even yours I saw him first!

Shownu: he had all my kids so therefore he's mines so goodbye

Haechan: I just wanna know how the hell we got into this group chat PLUS I MISS STRAYKIDS WHERE ARE THEY?!

Changbin: dead I killed them all

Mark: what are you even talking about everyone knows you are a fucking baby

changbin: so this is what we're doing now mark don't make me attack you

Mark: you can't even reach me!!

Hyunjin: oh god now he's done it

changbin: don't worry Hyunjin mark will be fine but just one thing

Changbin: so hows your little micropenis

Taeyong: OH MY GOD MARK YOU HAVE A MICROPENIS

Mark: ...

Haechan: OH MY GOD ITS TRUE I CANT GOODNIGHT HOES