Cute couple: Boyfriend takes his girlfriend's phone
"Hey give that back *giggle*"
"Never" Unlocks girl's phone and plays last played song
"Oh I think I found myself a cheerleader.... "
"So cute" Girl blushes.
Me: Boy takes my phone
"Hey give that the **** back you ******* or I'll... "
"Ok.. Ok... But first" Plays last played song
"CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT, suffocation no breathing!"
"What the....? "
Me Glaring at him.
