🎄(P13) The 7 ft Snowman from outer space...🎄

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Jim and Y/N had agreed to surprise each other. For that reason only they decided to make their snowmen on the opposite sides of the cabin. Poor Jim had no idea how peeved off Y/N was about the whole axe thing... So he went happily about making his homicidal snowmen.

Outside in the snowbank much later, Y/N stood to admire her handiwork. Before her stood a 7 ft tall snowman. She had never felt such pride. Now to work her plan. She got down into the trenches and checked her ammunition supplies...Yup enough snowballs to sufficiently smother a man.

{She would teach Moriarty a lesson he would not soon forget.} She thought, giggling madly.

Half an hour after they had started Jim got REALLY bored. He decided to go check on Y/N.

"Hello Angel. What the hell is that?" Jim said eyes widening as he stared at the Gigantic snowman that towered over him.

"Viva la revolution!" Y/N screamed pelting Jim with snowballs.

"You want to play dirty then fine!" Jim smirked. He rounded the house and came back with a full snowman over his head. Y/N shrieked and ran for cover. 

"Where are you Y/N come out and play~~~" Jim sang as he darted this way an that looking for Y/N.

Suddenly Jim was pelted by snow from above. He looked up in confusion, only to see...

Y/N was sitting on the roof shoving piles of snow off of it. She must have climbed up the monstrosity of a snowman to get up there. Jim threw his snowman to the ground and smiled.

"Oh well done my dear~~. You have outsmarted the great Moriarty... You just forgot one thing~"

"What is it ? What did I miss?!" Y/N panicked.

"How are you going to get down??~~" Said Jim with a devilish grin as he tore down the mega snowman. Y/N gasped. She stared in horror as her only means of escape vanished... 

Then again....

Jim smiled at the ground as he surveyed the carnage of his disaster.

"Hey Jim CATCH!" Y/N shouted as she flung herself off the building. 

She panicked for a moment. Then strong arms surrounded her. She looked up quickly at Jim. His face was as red as hers felt.

"You better run you little minx." Said Jim gently setting Y/N down in the snow.

She stood up and kissed his cheek before running into the house and locking the door behind her. Jim stood frozen for a moment then ran after her. But the door was already locked. Y/N stuck her tongue out at Jim. He calmly went over to his batch of snowmen then (pointing at Y/N) took out his knife and stabbed one in the head. Red food coloring gushed out of the snowman.

Y/N had to admit that was very creative. She better let Jimmy ...Cool off  for a while...

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