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xanarchy:
AYE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKE MY DRIP

xanarchy:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THAT BITCH

xanarchy:
im that bitch btw its my birthday

prettyboiki:
it's deadass 3 am but happy birthday💞

prettyboiki: you're 17 now right

xanarchy:
yup

xanarchy:
17 years of being a failure thats me

prettyboiki:
highkey a mood tbh

prettyboiki:
so what are you doing for your birthday

xanarchy:
unfortunately not you😕

prettyboiki:
damn😔 lets get an f in the chat

xanarchy:
you're finally catching up to memes and not sending local memes as usual good for you

prettyboiki:
i'm not a damn local

prettyboiki: but anyway what are you doing fr

xanarchy:
idk. i don't have a social life so im not going out with friends or anything bc i dont have friends

prettyboiki: :(.

prettyboiki: i'll be your friend :(

xanarchy:
im probably just gonna eat cake and respond to birthday wishes that my mom gets on my behalf from her facebook page

xanarchy:
so fun!!! littest birthday ever!!!!

prettyboiki: aw di i wish i could do something to make it better :(

prettyboiki:
i guess you can consider my nudes an early bday gift

xanarchy:
"gift" if i wanted to see a big dick i would just look down

prettyboiki:
smh ungrateful ass nigga

prettyboiki:
at least you know it's big

xanarchy:
im jokinggggg i uh...i loved it

xanarchy:
i just dont know how do you compliment someone's dick💀💀💀 like thats awkward

xanarchy:
but i mean.......

xanarchy:
it's literally huge

xanarchy:
lowkey or maybe highkey want it down my throat

xanarchy:
or deep inside me

xanarchy:
actually nvm lemme unsend that shit tf

xanarchy:
i always get out of pocket tf is wrong with me

prettyboiki:
too lateeeeee

prettyboiki:
but since it's your birthday i'll let it slide

prettyboiki: i just realized you have the same birthday as my ex chanel lol

prettyboiki:
i guess i just like virgos huh

xanarchy:
oh i'm not a virgo, i've had sex before

prettyboiki:
nigga what does that have to do with your sign omg

xanarchy:
??? a virgo is a person who hasnt had sex yet

xanarchy:
why you talking about signs

prettyboiki:
you mean virgin?????

xanarchy:
lmao no

xanarchy:
a virgin is an astrology sign

xanarchy:
i'm a virgin bc my birthday is in september

prettyboiki:
i hope you're joking omg

prettyboiki:
i hope you aint deadass

xanarchy:
why would i be joking? you're the dumb one metri

prettyboiki:
no you deadass got them mixed up i-

prettyboiki:
braincells have left the chat

xanarchy:
wait no you're right, virgo is a sign. i meant to say version

xanarchy:
a version is a person who hasnt had sex yet

prettyboiki:
ykw just go diego go your ass to bed

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