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prettyboiki:
i have a question

landoncube:
no ki, i'm not giving you the answers to my calc homework

landoncube:
do it yourself

prettyboiki:
nigga this aint about homework

prettyboiki:
but i still need you to slide them answers my way

landoncube:
what is it about?

prettyboiki:
okay so this is serious

prettyboiki:
and i wanted to tell you this irl but im pussy af so

prettyboiki:
what if i told you i was dating someone

landoncube:
??? i wouldn't care???

landoncube:
do you mean dating dating or your fuckboy definition of "dating" just so you can smash like you always do

prettyboiki:
immmm going to ignore you calling me a fuckboy

landoncube:
you are one, but continue

prettyboiki:
anyway yes ive been in a relationship for 2 and a half months

landoncube:
congrats

landoncube:
oh no you're not back with the cryptkeeper are you

prettyboiki:
be nice. jacey isnt ugly

landoncube:

landoncube:congrats on getting back with your cousin i guess

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landoncube:
congrats on getting back with your cousin i guess

landoncube:
when i say yee you say haw

prettyboiki:
I DIDNT GET BACK WITH JACEY

prettyboiki:
you don't know this person

prettyboiki:
they live in california

landoncube:
excuse me?

landoncube:
did you learn nothing from the naked brothers band?

landoncube:
long distance relationships will KILL you

landoncube:
no but fr how tf you meet a girl from california 💀

prettyboiki:
on ig

prettyboiki:
we followed each other, we dmed, and then eventually we started crushing on each other

prettyboiki:
then boom, we go together now

landoncube:
this some wattpad fanfiction shit

landoncube:
so like are yall at least planning to meet up or are you just gonna keep beating your meat to pixels

prettyboiki:
we've talked about meeting up yeah

prettyboiki:
i even want us to move in together after we graduate

landoncube:
wait tf

landoncube:
so you wanna move in with some random girl you only know through instagram are you dumb

prettyboiki:
you're so judgemental for no reason

prettyboiki:
just because we met over ig doesn't make the love we have for each other any less real

prettyboiki:
and i would like to live with my boyfriend, regardless of if we know each other irl or not

landoncube:
calm down i'm not judging you

landoncube:
it's great and all you found love online but think realistically about this. dropping everything to move in with some internet person is kinda stupid

landoncube:
all i'm saying is slow down and think things through before you end up meeting this person in real life and they end up not being what you expected

prettyboiki:
oh he's not a catfish

prettyboiki:
*she

landoncube:
you already said boyfriend dumbass

prettyboiki:
which is another typo

landoncube:
look idc that you're gay. i'm pan myself

landoncube: all i'm saying is before you jump straight to moving in with him get to know him a little better? 2 months isn't that long of a time💀

prettyboiki:
yeah ig you're right

landoncube:
ik i'm right

landoncube:
so...are you a top or a bottom?

prettyboiki:
goodbye landon

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