Batyawow!!!!!!!!!

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Me: Goooood (whatever time it is now)!!!!! I am here with a very special person!

Ciel: Who? Me?

Me: No, you feeler. I'm talking about-

Sebastian: Me?

Me: No. Its Ba-

Marie: Baguette????

Me: -_- Will you let me finish???????

The three: Yeah.... We're done.

Me: *Coughs* As I was saying. The very special person I'm talking about is....... @Batyawow!!!!!

Ciel: Her again????

Me: Don't be rude, Ciel. She is one of my few, loyal, friend-like, followers ^_^

Ciel: And what did she ask now?

Batyawow: I'm over here, you know.

Me: Welcome to the book, Batyawow!!!

Batyawow: Its good to be here... Wait. What are we? A talk show???

Me: Nope. I just wanted to say that..... Sooooo........... What kind of kiss do you want to get from Alois?

Ciel: *makes vomiting sound*

Me: Ciel, shut up or else.

Ciel: Or else what?

Me: Or else I'll make you bottom with Claude.

Claude: *Smirks*

Me: After I chop his Claude Jr. off. Then sew it back on again and again until it is so hurting to look at, you might feel the blade I used on yours.

Claude: ...

Ciel: ....... *vomits in the bathroom*

Me: ....

Batyawow: .............

Me: You can just go ask Alois for that kiss. I'll be eating popcorn if you need me ^-^ *Pushes her to Alois*

Alois: Oh? Hello there. *Smile*

Batyawow: Alois.... C-c-could I please have a kiss?

Alois: A kiss? Where do you want it?

Batyawow: U-umm... A-anywhere, I guess...

Alois: Anywhere? Alright. *Smirks and pulls her close to him*

Batyawow: EEP! *Alois kisses her on the lips* Mh...

Alois: *Stops kissing her and nibbles on her earlobe*

Batyawow: Nghh.... >/////<

Me and Ciel: O/ / /O G-GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!!!!!

Alois: Gladly. *Pulls her away*

Me: ......... Um....... Maybe we shouldn't give them the room......

Ciel: ........ *nod*........

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