Radioactive Love {FINISHED}

Men on the Moon; Chapter 5

Trump POV

I wake up to see James Charles' face right in front of mine. He begins to throw his eyeshadow pallet at my face. All of a sudden I hear 5 Pomeranian puppies SCREECHING and licking me. I grab one of them by the ear and throw it at James Charles.

Then, I sense gay. I begin to scream. Kim sprints into the room and puts his arms around my toe. Jefree Star and James Charles then say, at the exact same time, "we are going to teach you how to be gay!" Kim and I agree and sit on a metal bar.

Jefree Star grabs a drumstick and starts howling. James Charles begins to chant 'SISTER' repeatedly. "This is how to be gay 101" they screech at the same time while choking a pigeon to death. "First, we need to make you pretty Donkey" Jefree says to me. I nod vigorously.

Jefree grabs my elbow and drags me to the chamber. I faintly hear James Charles telling Kimmy "it's time to sister start your make up!"

Hours pass of Jefree doing my make up. He finally tells me, "it's ready to go!"

I look in the mirror and see my true self.

I looked exactly like Jojo Siwa.

I had on weave extensions, a gigantic rainbow bow to show off my pride, and high tops that were covered in rhinestones.

As I walk out of the room, I see Kimmy. He was dressed like the hottest KPop Star I've ever seen in my life.

We run to the spaceship and, in red letters, paint 'we're married!' To the outside of the rocket. Even though we weren't married, it would do the trick. The whole country gathers outside the rocket ship and we launch into outer space.

We land on the moon and I take out my radio, placing it on the hard white ground. I blast Jojo Siwa's hit song, Boomerang.

We meet 2 aliens named KäkäZøochilí and Hüngöoritá. After a bonding experience, we get back in our rocket ship and fly back to earth.