Trumps POV
Me and Kimmy Boi were dressed head to toe in camouflage pink glitter body suits. I grab my weave and put it on the floor. It immediately comes alive and starts barking at me and Kimmy Boi, chasing us down.
Kimmy, my weave, and I march onto the battle field. We have the entire cast of Riverdale, Queer Eye, the Illuminati, James Charles, and Jefree Star on our side.
On Hillary's side, there was Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus on a wrecking ball and the worlds entire population of feminists.
James Charles grabs a bath bomb and chucks it at Hillary's face. Little did I know it was a bomb. Miley Cyrus throws herself and the wrecking ball in front of it and explodes into pieces. Miley is dead.
I grab my pet spike rock and chuck it at the other side. It explodes into pieces and bursts into a vanilla sundae. It spills all over everybody and everybody screams.
Veronica Lodge from Riverdale grabs a tennis ball and throws it into the sky and tackles me. Good thing I have my rolls to protect me. I throw a croissant and choke Veronica Lodge. I shove it down her throat and she disapparates.
"We should not fight anymore" I scream. I then grab Kimmy Boi and smack my lips onto his. We kiss passionately. Then i feel an arrow penetrate my back. Both me and Kimmy Boi fall onto the ground, knowing we had a happy ending....
Then Michelle Obama grabs a broccoli and slits Hillary's throat.
Barack and Michelle start doing burpees on everyone's dead body.
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Radioactive Love {FINISHED}
FanfictionWhat will you do when the whole world thinks you hate each other but you're really in love? Countries apart, but their love brings them together❤️
