You Found Me ~Deidara Love Story~

You Found Me ~Deidara Love Story~ Chapter Five

Sasori kept me in the room for the rest of the week since he didn't want to be watching me 24/7. It was pretty boring so I worked out in that time.    I woke up and took a shower, then got dressed: http://www.polyvore.com/going_out/set?id=56540460. "let's go" Sasori said as he came in. We went into the kitchen for breakfast. We ate breakfast then we went outside to wait for Deidara. "hey, thanks for watching me this week" I said. "your welcome" he grumbled. "what's your problem? I asked. "nothing. I'm going inside" he grunted going inside. I shrugged and climbed a tree and sat on a branch and pulled out my flute. I played a song to pass the time. I put my flute away and sat on the branch with my back against the trunk now. I whistled for a while, I carved a rose into the tree, I watched the clouds, a lot of stuff to pass the time. "dude, what's taking him so long?" I groaned. I climbed out of the tree and went into the living room. "bleh" I said as I plopped down on the couch on my stomach. Someone came in and sat on me. "dude! what the hell?!" I said trying to see who was sitting on me. "miss me un?" Deidara asked. "can you get off me so I can hug you?" I asked. "sure thing un" he said as he stood up. I got up and glomped him. "I missed you" I said. "I missed you too un" he said hugging me back. "I love you un" he said. "I love you too" I said letting go of him. "SEEEENNNNNNNPAAAAAIIIIIII!!!" Tobi yelled as he came runnng in then jumping, expecting Deidara to catch him. Deidara side stepped him and Tobi ended up face planting into the couch, flipping it over. "let's do that again Senpai!" Tobi yelled siting up. "Tobi, you're gonna break the couch one day" I said flipping it back over, putting more force than needed so Tobi would fly off. "how come my Senpais are mean to me?" Tobi asked. "why does Tobi annoy the shit out of his senpais?" I asked. "because Tobi likes his senpais' Tobi said. "Tobi's senpais think Tobi is annoying. So shut the hell up and get the hell out of here" I said. Tobi stood up and sulked away. "I think you may have been a little too harsh there un" Deidara said. "he'll eventually get over it" I said. "I know you're gonna hate this, but you gotta go apologize to him un" Deidara said. "are you out of your fudging mind!?" I yelled. "no un" he replied. "why do I gotta go apologize to him?" I asked. "I won't let you back in the room until you do un" he said standing up. "why? what did I do?" I asked. "just go un" he said. I sighed not wanting to argue more. I went down the hall after Tobi. "Tobi, get your ass over here!" I yelled. He came out from a corner, hidden in the shadows. "I'm sorry" I grumbled. "TOBI FORGIVES YOU!" Tobi yelled as he ran and jumped on me, hugging me. "okok, I get it" I said. "Tobi loves you Senpai" Tobi said. "very nice" I said. "now let go" I said. "ok Senpai" Tobi said as he ran off to his room. I went back into the living room and met Deidara. "I apologized. Happy?" I asked. "turn around un" he said. I sighed and turned around. Then he sighed and ripped something off of the back of my shirt. "what the hell!?" I said as I turned around. He held up a note that said 'whistle for a lap dance'. "TOBI!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUDGING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled through the hideout. "Hidan dared me to do it Sango senpai!" Tobi yelled. "you still put it on asshole!" I yelled. Deidara crumbled up the note and threw it away. "let's go get some lunch un" Deidara said going into the kitchen. I went in and made us some dangos. We talked about our week while we ate, then we went out to train. We sparred for a while, tied, then layed down and looked at the cloud. "wanna go out tonight for dinner un?" Deidara asked. "sure" I replied. We went back to the hideout and I changed into this: http://www.polyvore.com/third_date/set?id=56696318. "you're really gonna wear that un?" Deidara said as I came out. "ya. I'm not sure about it though" I said looking in the mirror. "you look fine un" Deidara said as he drug me out the door. We went through the living room, where Hidan got a nosebleed, then we went to a resturaunt in the closest town. We sat down at a table, where we ordered our drinks. "you look nice this evening ma'am" the waiter said as he put our drinks on the table. "thanks" I said. "may I take your orders?" he asked.  We gave him out orders and he left. "doesn't that bother you un?" Deidara asked. "what?" I asked. "how everyone keeps hitting on you un" he said. "well, ya I want to punch them in the face, but I try to keep my cool and remain as calm as I can on the outside" I replied. "here's your dinner" the waiter said putting our food out infront of us. "may I interst you in anything else this evening?" he asked brushing my cheek. "I'll pass" I said smacking his hand. "back off pric she's mine un" Deidara said. The waiter grunted and left. We ate our dinner in silence, then had a casual conversation when we finnished. "ready to go un?" Deidara asked. "ya" I replied. We payed then left the place. We went out in the forest and had a stroll.  "cold un?" Deidara asked as I shivered slightly. "a little" I said.  He unzipped his jaket and gave it to me. I put one half around him and the other around me. "why'd you do that un?" he asked. "one, so you wouldn't freeze. Two, so I could be closer to you" I replied. "thanks un" he said putting an arm aound my waist.  "can we take a break or something? my I'm getting blisters on my feet" I said after a while. "how about this un?" Deidara said as he put his jacket on and picked me up bridal style and started carrying me to the hideout. "I love you" I said burying my face in his neck. "I love you too un" he said holding me closer to him. "I'm getting tired" I said yawning. "I can see that un" Deidara said sarcastically. We both chuckled, then we arrived at the hideout. "are you gonna change or stay in what you're wearing un?" Deidara asked. "I'm changing. This would be a pain to sleep in" I said. He set me down on my feet and I went to the closet and changed since I was too tired to go in the bathroom. I came out and yawned. "ready for bed un?" Deidara whispered in my ear as he wrapped his arms around my waist from behind me. "ya" I replied as I put my arms over his and leaned the back of my head on his chest. "come on, let's go un" Deidara said as he nibbled on the top of my ear. "ok" I said as we went over to the bed and climbed in. I had my back facing to him as he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me into him. "see you in the morning un" Deidara said. I smiled and soon fell into a welcoming sleep. I woke up the next morning to Tobi shaking me. "what Tobi?" I asked groggily. "senpai got in a fight with Itachi Sen[ai!" Tobi said.  I quickly got out of bed and followed Tobi. We went out to a field and found Itachi and Deidara fighting. "ENOUGH!" I yelled. They both stopped and looked at me. why can't you both get along!?" I said pissed. They both started babbeling about the other and I sighed. "screw you both. Carry on with whatever the hell was appening before I came" I said waving a hand as I headed back. I drug Tobi by the collar of his cloak back into the living room. I threw him on the couch that was in front of the tv and put on Teletubies as his punishment for waking me up this early. I went back into my room and layed down on my bed. I had my back to the door when Deidara burst in. He was grumbeling a string of curses as he went into the bathroom. "need any help?" I asked lightly knocking on the bathroom door. "hn" was my only reply. "I'm sorry I yelled at you earlier" I said. Then there was silence. "want me to help or not?" I said. Then there was a sigh and the door came slightly open. I opened it the rest of the way and went in. Deidara was sitting on the top of the bathtub shirtless trying to clean out his wounds. "let me help" I said getting a cotten ball and putting stuff on it. I tenderly cleaned out his wounds, not causing him any unnessisery pain. "so, who won?" I asked cleaning up the last one. "the damn Uchiha un" he said. "you'll become better than him one day" I said.  "I'm covered in bruises un" he said.  " I still love you" I said. "why do I screw everything up un?" he groaned throwing his head back in fustration. "because that's what you think" I said. "what do you mean by that un?" he asked. "you'll find out one day" I said. "thanks un" he sighed. "you're welcome" I said standing up. I put the stuff up and faced him. "one day you'll get him" I said holding him as close to me as I could without hurting him. "why do you care so much un?" Deidara said. "because you're my friend" I replied. "why do you hold onto me so much? You never let me down un" he said. "when I was little I decided that when I finaly got a friend I could trust, I would hold onto them like hell" I said letting go. "so, I take it I'm that friend un?" Deidara said smirking. "no Sasori is" I said sarcasticaly. "meh un" he said sticking his tounge out at me. "you silly gooser it is you" I said. "where did you get that name un?" he asked chuckleling. "one of the bastartds said it" I said. "what did you do to him un?" he questioned. "he was the comedy guy. Funny guy dies first" I said. "I think your humor got twisted up somewhere un" he said. "I know that Sherlock. Even though you do gotta admit that if a building full of children exploded it would be pretty funny" I said. "the explotion part would be funny un" he said. "why not the part with the children exploding with the building?" I asked. "then eternal organs would be flying all over and so would random body parts un" he said. "that would also be funny" I said. "my point proven un" he said. "want some breakfast?" I asked. "sure un" he said. He got his shirt back on, then we headed to the kitchen where I made us some chocolate chip pankackes. "hey senpai, can tobi have some?" Tobi asked leaning over my shoulder looking at the last one I was making. Then an idea popped in my head. "sure Tobi" I said. I quickly set the table for the three of us, then we sat down. Deidara caught onto what I was doing. We sat motionless watching Tobi raising his fork to his mouth. He was about to lift his mask off...just a little more...then he turned around. We sweat dropped and ate our own. Tobi finnished then ran off to do who knows what. "so much for that plan" I said stacking the dishes and taking them to the sink. I washed them and dried my hands. The second I finnished Deidara set his in the sink. I sighed and washed his. Then I dried my hands and we went into the room. Sasori soon came into the room telling us we had a mission. I sighed and got dressed into a pair of black converse, jeans and a regular shirt. I got my ipod and we departed. "so what's our mission?" I asked. "another scouting mission" he said. I sighed and put my headphones in while he explained it. I turned the sound up all the way and stared strait ahead as  I mentally sang with the words. Then someone pulled out my headphone just as it said "now dance fudger* dance" from the Nightcore version You're Gonna Go Far, Kid.  That started an awkward moment. "aw man! now a gay baby was born" I said. Then I got wierd looks. "hey! everytime there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born" I explained. "hey Deidara, mabey you got a gay brother now" Sasori said. "it's more likely Tobi would get a gay sibling un" Deidara said. Then they started aurging over that. I put my headphone in and changed the song. Next some one pulled out my head phone at "oppa Gangnam Style". "...I think we passed the village" I said. "we were just about to say that un" Deidara said.

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*to those who haven't noticed yet. I don't like using the f word in my stories so I repleced it with fugde. So everytime someone says fudge, it is replacing the f word.

sorry this chapter was shorter than the rest. My computar kept deleting it and I got fustraded.