You Found Me ~Deidara Love Story~

You Found Me ~Deidara Love Story~ Chapter Two

"hey, wake up" Sasori said nudging me with his foot. "go away" I said trying to roll, but ran into something. "what the- oh" I said as I opened my eyes and saw Deidara right next to me. I tried rolling the other way but he had his arms around me. "hey, a little help here?" I said to Sasori. "do it yourself" he said as he killed the remains of the fire. "Deidara, wake up" I said. "five more minutes un" he groaned. "I will bite you" I said. "I'm up un" He said as he bolted up right, dragging me with him. "and that is why I stick with my corner" I said as I removed his arms from me. "oh, sorry un" he said. "it's fine as long as your not some asshole of a pervert" I said standing up. "so, how'd ypu two sleep last night?" Sasori asked. "I've had better nights" I said as I helped Deidara up. 'hey Sasngo, do you have any siblings un?" Deidara asked. "I had a brother, but I was told he died before I was born" I said. "how'd he die?" Sasori asked. "well, that asshole beong the dumbass he is, tied the door shut to his room one day. He was still an infant at the time, so he got into trouble. Well, he came home, and had a feeling he should check on him. He ran to his room, and started kicking the door in, then thought 'wait, if he's right there, the door knob will hit him' so he ran to his office, grabbed a knife, ran back,cut the rope, and opened the door, revealing that the string he used to keep his crib together strangled him"(if your wondering how I came up with this, I had a brother and this is what happened to him. I wasn't born, and I overheard my parents telling someone this) I said with a tear rolling down my cheek. "I'm sorry" Sasori said as he came and wiped the tear off. "it's ok" I said as I started walking. "you do realise your going the wrong way un" Deidara said. "no" I said as I started going the direction they were going. "if there's ever anything that's bothering you, just tell us un" Deidara said after a whilke. "we won't bite" Sasori said. "I'm just anti-social" I said. "we'll eventually fix that un" Deidara said grinning like an idiot. "you do realise you look like an idiot" I said. "asn that, is how we will get you social" Sasori said. "what?" I said. "you'll get used to isulting people, so you'll want to be around them more" Sasori said. "that's just being an asshole about it" I said. "and that was the cover up. We got you to have a conversation un" Deidara said. "that's because I'm trying so you guys will leave me alone later" I said. "and that is what we are talking about. You at least gotta hang out with us so you won't want to be alone all the time" Sasori said. "the last friend I had treated me like shit in the long run. That's partially why I don't have any friends" I said. "now, I'll tell you why that's bullshit" Sasori said. "why?" I said. "it's bull shit because we're your friends un" Deidara sad. Something inside me felt whole again."then get over here" I said smiling as I put one of my arms around their shoulders pulling them beside me. "we probably look like an Idiot Trio right now though" I said. "yes we do" Sasori said. We approached the hideout and I let go of them. "do not tell anyone what I've told you two" I said as we went in through the door. "hey, they're fudging back!" Hidan said looking up. "I hope you're ready to fudging pay" He said as he slowly stood up. "at that speed? even a snail could out run you" I said.  "and thanks to you he can't go on missions, so you guys are gonna have to fill in for him" Pein said coming in. "here's the next mission" he said handing us a scroll. "epic fail" I said as we left again. "never do that again un" Deidara said. "how was I supposed to know we'd have to do his missions for him?" I asked. "why'd you do it in the first place un?" he asked. "he pissed me off!" I said. "if I didn't know any better, I would think you two were an old married couple" Sasori said. I gave him a death glare and knocked a knot on his head. "I know better" he said rubbing his head. "so, who was your last friend?" Sasori asked. "a jack ass" I replied. "want us to kill him un?" Deidara asked. "actually, you can't do that" I said. "why?" Sasori asked. "I already killed him" I replied smiling. "how'd you kill him un?" Deidara asked. "I tied him down on a table in the backyard. First,I cut his skin open by his stomach, then I pulled his guts out one by one. I then strung them up on a wire and set them up like a decoration near him, then I came back to him and cut his stomach out. I nailed it on a tree, then I continued to cut out his eternal organs one by one and set them on the trees around us differently. I did some other stuff, but you probably don't want to know because of the looks on your faces. Anyhow, he's still where I left him with a sign. The sign says 'this is what becomes of traitors'" I said. "and I though Hidan was gory un" Deidara said looking like he was about to puke. "hey, I could've told you what else I did to him" I said. Then They both turned around and puked. "I don't think we can handle that" Sasori said turning around again and continued. "so, what's our mission un?" Deidara asked. "we gotta get a bounty" Sasori said as he read the scroll. "can I kill him?" I asked. Then the both threw up again. "just the image is disturbing un" Deidara said. "before we make you socailable, we are going to work on your vilence and keeping it contained" Sasori said. "mabey you two should grow up" I said. "it's disturbing though un" Deidara said. "hey, if I can handle it, you can handle it" I said. "did you have anyfriends that were girls un?" Deidara asked. "they died first" I said. "did you kill all your friends un?" Deidara asked. "no. Some escaped. Then rouge ninjas killed them" I said. "why would you do something like that?!" Sasori said. "they were either all bitches ar jack asses" I said. "did you feel anything when they died un?" Deidara asked. "well, when they did, all the good times we had flashed before me, and I realised that I couldn't have anymore memories with them" I said. "do you regret killing them?" Sasori asked. "no. They all deserved it" I said coldly. "what's with the-" Deidara started. "shut the hell up and leave me the hell alone!" I practiacally screamed at them. "who's the bounty?" I asked coldly to Sasori. "Arata Higurashi" he said as he showed me his picture. I flapped my wings and took off flying in the direction he was in. "good thing I wore an open back shirt" I said to myself. I started to come into veiw the town, so I did an invisiblitly jutsu and looked around for him. I spotted him coming out of a tavern drunk, so I flew down and snapped his neck, the grabbed him and took off flying again. I flew over the collection office and decended. I landed and drug him inside. I set him on the table and a lady looked at me. "and you are?" she asked aparently pissed off. "just give me the money for him so I can get the hell out of here!" I snapped at her. "bitch" she mumbled as she looked at him. "well, you got a big fish bitch" she said as she started going through stuff under the counter. "here you go bitch" she said as she handed me the case. "call me that, one more time" I said to her. "bitch" she said in my ear. I grabbed her arm and threw her into the wall. She hit the wall and hit the ground with a crunch. I shoved the body over the counter and took the case. I flew out and flew back to the hideout. "ok, what's the next one!?" I yelled as I entered the Hideout. "go shopping. Here's the list, and use the money you got from that bounty" Pein said throwing a scroll at me. I took it and flew back out, heading to the store. I bought all the stuff and flew back to the hideout. I put the stuff out, then chucked the suitcase of the money that was left at Pein's face once he came in. "next" I said. "here's five so you don't have to keep coming back" he said holding five scrolls in his hand out to me. I took them and flew out. I read the first one, and headed for the Land of Waves. It took me a few weeks, but I got all the missions done. "I finnished!" I yelled as I got back. "your on a break for a few days" Pein said coming in. "and call me leader-sama" he said as he went back into his office. I went into the room and found the two morons there. "she's back un" Deidara said. "I can see that brat" Sasori said. "good night" I said going into my corner. "hey, you can use my bed un" Deidara said. "stay the hell away from me" I said as I sat down in my corner. "why are you so moody all of a sudden un?" Deidara asked. "because I can" I said as I pulled a blanket that I bought over me. "hey, if we got you a bed would you use it un?" Deidara asked. "if you got the porn out from under your bed would you go under there?" I asked. "is there really un?" he asked. "from the way Hidan was acting in the living room, I'd say yes" I said. He sighed and reached under his bed. He pulled out a womens fashion magazine. "this is what he put un?" Deidara said. "hava a fashion magazine Sango un" Deidara said as he tossed it by me. I opened it to the first page and nearly died. "YOU MORON THIS IS GUY PORN!" I yelled as I started ripping it up. "well that's what the cover said un" he said. "thanks for scarring me for life" I said with a creeped out expression as I went back under the blanket. "was it really that bad un?" Deidara asked. "asre you freaking kidding me!? that was the most disturbing thing I ever saw!" I yelled. "HIDAN! QUIT PUTTUNG YOU SHIT UNDER MY BED UN!" Deidara yelled. "well, what am I fudging supposed to get you!? your fudging birthdays fudging tomorrow!" Hidan yelled through the door. "just don't get any porn shit un!" Deidara yelled. Hidan then left with a string of curses. "well, good night for th last time" I said pulling the b lanket over myhead. "what the hell? it's only 2:34 un" Deidara said. "well I'm tired" I said. "you know, we don't mind sharing a bed with you" Sasori said. "what if I mind?" I said tiredly.  "well, my offer still stands" Sasori said as I fell asleep. I woke up a fewhours later freezing my ass off. "why the hell is it so cold around here?" I asked to no one in particualr. I got in a different potion, but I wasw still freezing. Then I rememberd what Sasori said "my offer still stands". I swallowed my pride and went over to sasori's bed. I slowly climbed in beside him. "I knew you would come" he said. "I can always leave" I said. "if you do you'll freeze " he said. "your lucky this time" I said. "see you later" he said as he put an arm around me and went to sleep.  not too long later, I fell asleep. I woke up with Sasori snuggled into me. I kicked him in the gut and sent him flying into the wall. "what the hell was that for!?" he asked as he stood up. "you violated my personal space" I said sitting up. "what are you talking about?" he asked. "you were hugging me lke a teddy bear!" I said. "when?" he asked. "when I woke up not that long ago" I said. "shut up I'm trying to sleep over here un!" Deidara yelled. "I'm gonna go get dressed" I said as I got an outfit from my bag and went into the bathroom to change. I came out wearing this:  http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=55079496. "how do you come up with such awesome outfits?" Sasori asked. "I got skills" I said. "and you, get over here" I said to Deidara. "I didn't do anything un!" he said. "just get over here" I said walking over to him (he got dressed in the room). "are you gonna kill me un?" he asked. "have a hug" I said as I wrapped my arms around him. "are you feeling ok un?" he asked a little freaked out. "I'm just being nice" I said getting a bit irritaded. "thanks un" Deidara said hugging me back. "hey Barbie, I fudging got you your present" Hidan said as he came in. "what is it un?" Deidara asked bordly.  "YAOI!!" Hidan yelled as he held up a book. "get the hell out of here un!" Deidara yelled as he kicked Hidan out and slammed the door. "that persistent bastard un" Deidara mumbled as he sat down. I sat down on his bed beside him. "happy birthday" I said before I kissed his cheek. "what about me?" Sasori asked. "you'll get one on your birthday!" I yelled. "hn" he said as he turned his head the other way. "come one. I'll make you breakfast" I said pulling Deidara out the door by his hand. We got to the kitchen and I sat him down at the table. "so, what do you want to eat?" I asked. "french toasst" he replied. "ok" I said. I went and started  making him his breakfast. I set his plate down in front of him and set his breakfast out infront of him. "thanks un" he said as he took the first bite. "how did you come to cook so good un?" he asked as he started inhaling it. "slow down or your gonna kill yourself. When you live alone, you gotta learn how to take care of yourself" I said. "when was the last time you went out to a resturaunt un?" he asked. "about ten years ago" I said. "we are going to fix that tonight un" he said as he finnished. I took his plate and stuff and washed them. We then went and sat in the living room. I turned on the tv and flipped through the channels. "why do all your channels suck?" I asked. "Tobi bought them un" he said. "Tobi, you suck at buying channels" I yelled. "well, at least he got the sci-fi channel" I said. "yes I love Moonlight!" I said as I got to it. Then the credits came up. "dammit!" I yelled. "that was kinda funny though. by the time we got to a good one, it was already over un" Deidara said. "well, it's better than watching Dora the Explorer" I said. Then Tobi came running in dressed like Dora the explorer. "Tobi, you suck un" Deidara said. "hey Tobi, the last person that dressed up like dora, I ripped their head off, and threw it in a cabage merchants cabbage stall" I said. Then Tobi went running back screaming like a little girl. "Wanna go for a walk un?" Deidara asked. "it's better than this" I said as I turned off the tv. We went outside the hideout and started walking down a random forest path. We were walking in a comfterable(sp?) silence. "'so, what was your life like?" I asked. "I was a terrist for the hidden Stone un" he said. "was it fun?" I asked. "sometimes. When I joined Akatsuki, I had to bomb the Stone as I left un" he replied. "was it hard?" I asked. "a little un" he replied. We were silent for a few minutes then I broke it. "I'm sure Sasori told you about my past" I said. "ya un" he replied. "I'm sorry, but I don't like talking about those times" I said. "I don't blame you un" Deidara said. "thaks for understanding" I said. "welcome un" he said. We soon headed back to the hideout for lunch. I made everyone some hazelnut soup. Then every one went to their rooms and did whatever they do. "I'm taking you out to dinner tonight un" Deidara said. "uhhh, ok" I said. "wait, do I have to wear a dress?" I asked.  "yes un" he said. "then you have to wear a suit" I said. "I'll wear what I want to un" he said. "that's no fair" I said. "I know where we're going un" he said. "I'm gonna go buy a dress then" I said heading for the exit. "I'm coming too" Sasori said. We went out of the hide out and into the nearest town. We went into a dress shop and went through everything. We decided on an outfit, bought it, and went back to the hideout. Deidara was taking a shower in the room, so I went into the public one and got ready. After that, I came out wearing this:  http://www.polyvore.com/first_date/set?id=55113625. I went into the room and found Deidara waiting. "let's go un" he said standing up. "wait" I said as I put my dirty clothes up. "I'm ready. One more thing, wear this" I said as I put my DC hat on his head. "thanks un" he said as we started going. We got outside the hideout and Deidara made a clay bird. He jumped up then helped me on because of my dress. We flew off and went to a village I did not recodgnize. He landed his bird outside and we went in. We went to a traditional Japanese resturaunt. "table for two un" Deidara said to the waiter. He took us to out table in the back corner by a window and got us our drinks. He soon came back and took our order. "I'll take ramen" I said. "I'll take ramen too un" Deidara said. He left and we sat in silence. "so, how do you like it un?" Deidara asked. "it's pretty nice" I said. "when you were young, like 7 or 8, somewhere around there, did your family get along un?" he asked. "sometimes. the phrase 'happy family' was never the...atmosphere around us. I guess they weren't too happy, because the day he died was the day I was born" I said. "here you go" the waiter said as he he put our ramen in front of us. He left and we took the first bite.  O_V <-- Deidara's face. O_O <--my face. "this is the worst ramen ever" I said quietly as I dumped it out the window. "I agree un" Deidara said as he dumped his out. "how did you get your wings un?" Deidara asked. "how did you get your mouth palms?" I asked. "I was born with them un" he replied. "well, I was born with the genes, but they weren't grown when I was born. They started out as little buds, then they came out when I was around a year. They were strong enough for me to fly at about three" I said. "nice un" he replied. Then the waiter came with our bill. He paid the bill and we left. We went to a willow tree on top of a hill. "so, what's it like to fly un?" he asked. "Don't you know? you fly with your art" I said. "I was just wondering if it felt any different un" he asked. "do you want to find out yourself?" I asked. "what un?" he said. "I can fly you back to the hideout" I said standing up. "I'm confused un" he said. "stand up" I said holding my hand out to him. He took it and I pulled him up. "turn around" I said. "why un?" he asked. "just do it" I said. He turned around and I held onto his waist tightly. Just don't panic whatsoever, or I'll accidently drop you" I said as I pulled my wings out (the dress was low in the back). I flapped up words and we took off. "this is awesome un!" Deidara exclaimed. "I know it is" I said. "hey, can we go down for a second un?" he asked. "ya" I said as I desended. I started spiraling down until we got to the ground. "promise me that what happened out here stays out here un" Deidara said facing me. "I promise" I said. "and promise me you'll still be my friend after this un" he said. "I promise" I said. "close your eyes un" he said. I closed them knowing what was coming. I felt his breath on my nose, and I quickly leaned forward, kissing him. He started kissing back and we enjoyed the moment. "how did you know un?" he asked as we pulled away for air. "I felt your breath on my nose" I said. "sorry. I was a little nervous un" he replied. "it's ok. was it your first?" I said. "ya. How about you un?" he asked. "well, that faggot of an asshole kissed me, but I nevere kissed back" I said. "that Sicko. Too bad Sasori no Danna didn't let me kill him un" he said. "well, he can rot in hell for all I care" I said. "I agree with you un" he said. "so, how was your birthday?" I asked. "one more thing and it'll be perfect un" he said. "and what would that be?" I asked teasingly. "you'll see soon enough un" he said with a smirk. "ok. I'm gonna go back to the hideout" I said as I turned around to leave. "ok un" Deidara sighed. "want me to fly you?" I asked. "yes please un" Deidara said. "get over here then" I said. H came over and stood facing me. "before we go back, I got one more thing" I said. "what un?" he asked. I leaned in and tenderly kissed him on the lips. He kissed back and I tangled my hands in his hair, while he put his arms around my waist, pulling eachother closer. "there you go. let's go back now" I said pulling away. "ok un" he said. He turned around and I put my arms around his waist and flew off. We got to the hideout and landed. "we're back" I said to him. We went in and went to our room. Sasori was already asleep, so I went in the bathroom and got changed into shorts and a regular tshirt. I came out and put my outfit up, then layed in Deidara's bed beside him. "good night" I said. "good night un" Deidara and Sasori said. Deidara and I had our backs to eachother. Soon we all fell asleep.