You Found Me ~Deidara Love Story~

You Found Me~Deidara Love Story~ Chapter Six

We soon finished our mission and headed back to the hideout in silence. The only exciting thing on our mission was I tripped and ended up scraping my knee pretty badly. "want me to carry you un?" Deidara asked. "no. I can still walk" I said.  "Sango, go easy. You'll end up getting infected" Sasori said. I sighed and gave in. I climbed on Deidara's back and we continued along the way. "hey Sango, how much do you weigh un?" Deidara asked. "uhhh I dunno. Why? do you think I'm heavy?" I asked. "actually, it's the opposite. You're pretty light un" he said. "should I feel insulted or proud?" I asked. "depends on which way you're looking at it un" he said. "mkay" I said burying my face in his hair. "what kind of shampoo do you use?" I asked. "does it matter un?" he asked. "well your hair smells better than my hair" I said. Then Sasori started laughing. "it's a miracle! Sasori's laughing!" I said. "that's too funny. Your hair smells better than a girl's hair" Sasori said holding his sides. "well at least I got a girlfriend un" Deidara said. "at least I don't look like a girl myself" Sasori mumbled. Then I chuckled. "it's not funny un" Deidara said. "sorry" I said. The we continued in silence. I started humming but they soon got annoyed. "please stop humming" Sasori said. I then started whistling where I left off. "Sango, it's annoying un. you sound exactly like a bird un" Deidara said. "and took an AK-47 out from under his hat and blew batman away with a ratta tat tat but he ran out of bullets and he ran away, because optimist prime came to-" "what the hell are you singing?" Sasori said. "the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" I said. "never heard of it" he said. "you will in a minute" I said as I continued.  "why does Mr. Rogers win un?" Deidara asked. "I dunno. I didn't make the song" I replied. We eventually got back to the base when I started on the Pokemon theme song. "Pokemon fudging sucks!" Hidan yelled. "you know something? you suck!" I yelled. "Pokemon's old. It was on around the time I was a kid" Kakuzu said. "was that before or after the dinosaurs?" I asked. That got Deidara and Sasori to laugh. "I'm not that old" he grumbled. "you're only as old as the dinosaurs" I said smiling sweetly. He grumbled and started counting his money. "we should have a party" I said. "we got banned thanks to a certain some one un" Deidara said. "hey! it's not my fault that bitch tried to kiss him!" Hidan yelled. "besides, you don't have to go and fudging blame me!" he added. "he didn't even say it was you. you could have played it out if you kept your mouth shut" I said. "why didn't you fudging say that earlier!?" Hidan said. "because I didn't think you would need it at the time" I said. "why-" "just stop breathing! ok, just stop breathing!" I said. He just stared at me funny. "I'm just kidding" I said. "you bitch!" he yelled. "I would greatly appreciate it if you didn't call me that" I said in a silly voice."bitch" he said laughing. "let's get going before things get ugly un" Deidara said speed walking down the hall. "you rabid gummy worm! I know where you sleep!" I yelled after Hidan. I heard them all laughing at my word choice. " I question your sanity at times un" Deidara said shaking his head. "you silly gooser" I said hugging him from behind. "how do you get crazy all of a sudden un?" he asked. "because I can un" I said. "don't mock me, yeah" he said. "ok, yeah" I said. "hmm" he grunted in annoyment. "there's those times when I feel crazy" I said. "like right now un?" he asked. "yeah" I said. "well, I don't know what to say, yeah" he said as I opened the door for him since he was holding me up. I kicked it shut with my foot as we came in. "come on, let's get your knee cleaned up un" he said. "ok" I said. He went into the bathroom and set me on the counter. He got some stuff and started. I stared at the wall, not paying attention to him. "I'm done un" he said pulling me out of my trance.

"Thank you" I said sliding off the counter. We went back into the living room where all the chaos was. "So while I'm gone you guys start a brawl without me!?what's up with that!?" I whined. They ignored me. I shrugged it off and jumped in with it. Sadly, I joined towards the end where everyone started activating their special justus. Itachi had his mangekyo Sharingan activated, Kakuzu let his hearts out, Samehada was unwrapped completely, Sasori was out of Hiroku, the metal blade thingys spinning around, and all his other hidden weapons ready, Hidan was almost done preparing his Jashin thingy, and Konan had a bunch of paper bombs all over, so I activated my Rakiri. We all battled screamed, almost attacking, but we heard a "KATSU!" and an explosion occurred, sending us flying away from each other. Konan's paper bombs added to the explosion, sending more of an impact. I ended up tearing several wall down with my Raikiri...again. "you seriously gotta stop throwing me back when I got Raikiri activated" I said coming out of the mini crater left. "sorry that had more of an impact than I expected un" Deidara said rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "Dick Tracey Willard" I said. The dust cleared and we looked at the mess made. "I'm gonna haul ass and get out of here before leader comes" I said making a dash for the door. "oh no you don't un" Deidara said holding me back. "let me out of here" I said trying to reach the door knob which was out of my reach. "and this was cause how?" Pein asked coming in. Everyone pointed to me. I tried moving, but they still kept pointing to me. Pein looked at me. I pointed in two random directions and tried to look innocent. "why would you do this?" he asked. "uh... I was training" I said. "in the living room?" he said. "well, it's the LIVING room. You do not die in a LIVING room" I said.  He just face palmed and left. After he left, everyone stared at me. "come on! what oxy moron would die in a living room. "TOBI IS A GO-" Tobi started yelling as he came running in, only to trip over some debris and roll across the floor and hit the wall(when Tobi is rolling it's like when Rock Lee is rolling down the cliff side in Run! The Curry of Life!) "Other than that oxy moron, I think not" Zetzu said popping up out of the ground. "so, what are we gonna do about all of this un?" Deidara asked. "that is an excellent question, and there is an excellent answer, but I do not have that excellent answer" I replied.