Dork: Want to know what do I call you?
Me: Nope.
Dork: Why are you so cute?
Me: You find me cute? All I did was insult you, not that you don't deserve.
Dork: Exactly.
Me: GO AWAY.
Dork: Okay, my baby. P.S. That's what I call you 'my baby'.
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Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Me: You're just a stranger. Unknown Number: But we're perfect, baby.