Dork: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Me: Nope, because I dug my way from hell.
Dork: Ohhh...spooky.
Me: SHUT UP.
Dork: I like shouty capitals.
Me: Prick.
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PERFECT STRANGERS [Harry Styles]✓
Fanfiction{COMPLETED} Me: You're just a stranger. Unknown Number: But we're perfect, baby.