Me: Hi babyyyyy.
Dork: Where are you?
Me: Hooomeee.
Dork: Are you drunk?
Me: No, I'm Meg.
Dork: Where the fuck are you?
Me: Homeee....I swear to you.
Dork: Are you okay?
Me: Nooope I'm Meg, M E G.
Dork: I know you are Meg, but are you doing fine?
Me: How can I be Meg and doing fine at the same time. Stupid.
Dork: Baby? Where are you?
Me: It's how are you!!
Dork: You are worrying me! Is someone with you?
Me: Yup, mums down.
Dork: Okay, can you do me a favour?
Me: I'm going to sleeeeepppp. Bye. Babyyyyyy.
Dork: Shit!
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Fiksi Penggemar{COMPLETED} Me: You're just a stranger. Unknown Number: But we're perfect, baby.