-And we danced all night to the best song ever…-
*My phone rings*
I didn’t even know it was my phone so I just ignored the annoying ringtone that woke me up but it kept ringing, I became kind of mad.
“Yo Nick!” I called
“Whassup!” He replied, giggling
“Man just take your goddamned phone before I throw it outta the window!” I yelled!
“Bruh! It’s your phone”
“What?!! Nigga! How many times did I tell your punk ass not to change my fucking ringtone?!!” I yelled, chasing him all the way downstairs, he laughs his ass out trying to jump over the window to the kitchen
“What the fuck?!” Screamed Johnta when Nick fell on the kitchen floor with the frying pan on his chest, with all the bacon and eggs Johnta was making...
“That’s what you get!!” I said laughing “Karma! Nigga! Karma!”
I walked out the kitchen, Ronan and Aislin (pronounced Ash-lin) coming downstairs racing to the kitchen, as usual, they are so hungry, as usual, while Baldwyn (His real name is Bryant) is sitting in the living room, eating and playing GTA… I jumped on the couch next to him
“How was your exam?” I asked
*no response*
I hit him on the back of his head “I said how was your exam? Dumbass!”
“Ouch!” he hits me back “It was okay”
“Yeah? Well you better not fail again sucker ‘cause you know damn well we don’t have time for your lazy ass to slumber around all day, besides, we’re paying our asses off for your fancy school, at least take that in consideration”
“Alright, okayyyy, your usual morning lectures! I told you it was okay, can I play in peace now?? You will see the results soon tho bruh!” he replied, kind of annoyed.
“Well, I hope you did good” I said, grabbing the controller off his hand and trying to play “Where’s Ashley?.. & Hardwin??” I asked (Hardwin's real name is Harley)
“Ashley's with Savannah, & Hardwin’s in 202, she kicked me out last night when she came in with her gf” he answered grabbing the controller back from me and continued playing.
(202 is the other house we own, it’s on the left, right next to the current house we’re in, we call it 202 ‘cause we thought codes were cool back then when we bought it, now we don't even remember what the code means)
“I thought Katherine dumbed her ass when she caught her with that redhead AJ!.. Did she forgive her this fast?”
“Nahh, it’s that other girl from uptown”
“Sienna?”
“No Sienna’s on a vacation bruh she’s outta town… it’s the other brat, Eleri”
“Daaaaaamn!! even more girls? Hardwin is such a slick ass!” I snapped
“Hardwin is a winner bruh! Unlike you, LOSERS!” Says Hardwin as she enters through the back door “Btw Shamar’s knocked out on the backyard, and apparently, he set the grass on fire last night with his combined drinks… Again!”
*Johnta pops his head through the kitchen window laughing*
“Ash!!” I yelled! “Didn’t I tell you & Ronan not to let the motherfucker drink?!”
“Nigga I was out with my gf!” answered Aislin
“It’s Johnta’s fault bruh! He left the drinks out, nigga why you keep on doing this shit?! the kids are always there in the kitchen! what if they took some?!… Johnta! You’re cleaning that shit!” Said Nick
“Fucking BULL! I didn’t do that! I DID NOT leave no shit out MOFOS! You think just cuz I be cleaning & cooking shit now I’m your goddamn maid?! niggas you already giving orders & shit I ain’t cleaning no nigga shit mothafucking bastards!” Screams Johnta with his cracked voice running outta the house “I’ll go fuck some bitches instead!”
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Would I Marry You?
Humor“I mean like dating is a game and every game has its cheats” said Hardwin “I’m not you! I don’t just jump on bed with every girl I lay an eye on!” said Zane, semi-yelling “You know… Cheating isn't always sex, kissing, touching or flirting, Zane”
