The Rant Book

thank u, next

I'm in highschool and fun fact: I've never been in a relationship. I've liked a person and they liked me back, but it never goes further than that. But partially because most of those people weren't right for me.

First, there was Aiden. I don't really count what we had because it was middle school and it it lasted officially for a couple of days. We split because we were both to emotionally immature to handle another person. I had my best friend tell him it was over for me. Srry I dipped.

Then there was Zoe. Zoe was a big mistake because A: she was my best friend, and B: she did a lot of things I didn't approve of. Like I said before, we weren't dating yet and just in that inbetween stage. I later found out she was talking to another girl, I asked her about it, and that same day she started dating someone new: spoiler alert, it wasn't me.

Then, there was Jarad. Jarad and I were never a thing, but he was one of the first boys I knew had a crush on me. But he didn't really; he just wanted someone to give him head and I'm not about that life. Maybe it's just me, but I'm trying to have a future with someone!!! Thanks!!

thank u, next

Anywho, I'm kind of glad I don't have a boyfriend right now, and here's why:

A) Its basically uncuffing season. Change my mind. Most of my friends have been broken up with by their boyfriends, couples that have been together for years are just ending for no good reason. And I'm reallyyyy not trying to be in a position in my life like that; facts.

Not to spill tea but I'm honestly kind of glad one of my friends isn't in a relationship any more (🐸🍵) because they were the overly clingy couple and it was annoying as shit. No tea, just facts.

B) No joke, most of the boys at my school arent all that attractive. There are some cute guys, but I don't find most of then attractive for personal reasons. They're not ugly, they're just not my type.

C) irl boys don't notice me, but snap boys love me??? I can't catch a boyfriend irl, but snap boys think I'm "beautiful" sit down, thank u, next.

If any of y'all reading can even remotely relate... let ya girl know so she ain't alone😭 But hey, living the single life is a hella ton of fun! Until it's not. But whatever.

~Lots of love, Juniper💋

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