Spider fell into the pool of love

Chp. Uno

White boxes are in italics, yellow are in bold. I'm going to try and write 1500 words every chapter, we'll see.
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Peters POV.
Ok, so I'm not the kind of guy to judge someone, but when you see someone walking down the street in red and black spandex, with high heels on, you get confused. I was doing my normal patrol when I saw everyone running and screaming away from this man. I've seen him before, but just briefly. I swung onto one of the building and observed him. He was dancing down the street, singing at the top of his lungs some random song and tripping over the cracks every other second. I think I should investigate
Wade POV
"Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke" ahh yes, you heard me right folks. The song that we were blessed with a few years ago. So you maybe wondering why I look like this and singing this song on the side of the street. It's a long story. Long story my ass, he is only doing this because of that spider-man. He is trying to get his attention because his ass is hot in those spandex- ok enough, I don't want to hear it. I told you that he wouldn't show up because this was a stupid plan. Why would he ever show up because of something like this? He only shows up to crime scenes. Besides, I bet he is fighting someone no- OH MY GOD THERE HE IS! OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!
"Shut it you two! Can't you tell the author is sick of writing this story now?" Just as I say that, a sneaky man in red and blue spandex webs me to a wall. "Ooo I like you style, but it's not going to like this in bed" spider-man looks at me with a confused look "I'm not- you know what, I should have just left you on the street." "Oh but baby boy we would have never been able to talk! I just love your ass by the way" Spider-man starts to freeze up, I can tell I have made him speechless. "What- umm- I have to go" He comes up to me, cuts me loose, and swings away before I can make another sassy comment. That was really hot. Hell yeah it was. I can't wait to see what that beauty looks like. Why do I have to be in this brain, I would much prefer to be in someone else. But isn't baby boy so cute! Mhmm. I try to ignore the boxes for the rest of my trip to my apartment and lay down on bed. "I should really get this suit off, I haven't taken it off in days." I peel off my suit and quickly cover myself up. Crawling into bed, I grab my spider man pillow, plushie, and blankets and slowly fall asleep.
Peters POV
Who was he talking to? Whatever, I should just get back to Aunt may before she thinks I'm in danger. I swung back to my room and slowly crawled into it. I changed out of the suit, shoved it in my closet under a pile of clothes, and walk out to the kitchen. "Hi aunt may, I was just finishing up my homework." She puts my cold dinner on the table and goes back to washing dishes "Hi peter, was it at a friends house? Or were you sneaking out of the house again without asking me" Fuck, she knows. All I do is sit down and start eating dinner, feeling a glare on me every few minutes. In a very small voice, I mumble "thanks for dinner aunt may, it was great" "thank you peter, you can just put that in the sink" waddling over to the sink, I fix my oversized hoodie so she didn't see the bruises I have on my body. That night I barely slept, I couldn't get my mind off of that mysterious man in the suit. So I open up my laptop and did some digging. I found out that his name is Deadpool, he is insane, and a mercenary. Great. Sighing, I close my laptop and crawl into bed and fall asleep.
~~two months after three first meet~~
Finally, school is over and it's the weekend. I don't have any homework because I get it done in class, so I decide to go out on patrol and look for that man again. I couldn't get my mind off of him. I dash to an alley way and quickly change into my suit. The moment I was about to swing away, I hear a whistle.
Wade POV
"Damn spidey, I haven't gotten a good look at you." He tenses up and slowly turns around "Deadpool, what do you want from me." Harsh. "I just want to see my baby boy again." He shifts around uncontrollably and mumbles "don't call me that." I laugh like a maniac, because I am, and wipe my non existent tears away "your funny spidey, I'm Wade, Wade Wilson." Holding out my hand. "I'm not telling you who I am Mr. Wilson." "Oooo Mr. Wilson, that's a turn on." I want to rip off that mask and fuck that man right now I'm going to be honest, I agree with the first part of that sentence YOU AGREE WITH ME?! What happened to you? Was it baby boy? Yes.... YES YES YES!!! "Shut up!" Spider-man flinches at my sudden change in mood "I'm going to go..." He shakes my hand and swings off. He is hot man, and well built. I look down at my hand and there is a small note with a number on it. Did he do this while I was listening to the boxes? I take out my phone and quickly type the number into my phone
Wade : hey there spidey, sneaky move you pulled there
Baby boy: why did I give you my number....
Wade: you wanted to talk to me more obviously
Baby boy: ok leave me alone now I'm trying to do patrol
Wade: alright baby boy, see you later 😘😉
Baby boy: bye...
He is totally into us why would you think that? We are the more hideous creature he will ever see, he is probably amazing and we can never live up to him listing to white, I walk back to my apartment, sniffling every other second. I hear some kind of a jump sound next to me and a hand on my back. I look up and see Spider-Man, with his hand on my back. "You ok Deadpool? You don't look so good." "Spider-Man, I'm not feeling so good." (Sorry it was too perfect) He sighs "want to go to the Mexican place and sit on the roof." I inhale so much and squeal "HOW DID YOU KNOW!" "I see you in there every day wade." I look down. Right, I go there for chimichangas everyday... "Swing me there baby boy." He looks at we with his eyes slightly closed "Fine, just this one time" I hop on his back and he stumbles a little, regaining his balance and swinging into the air. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee...." I stop screaming as we land on the top of the restaurant. I forgot it was two stores down. He puts me down gently and I now realize I'm about a foot taller then him, and double his size. "So spidey, can I see your beautiful face?" "Only if I see yours." Well there goes that chance. I will never get to see his face. Sad, thanks author. "Sorry baby boy, I can't show you my face, I don't want you running away." "Why would I run away? I bet your beautiful." He quickly covered his mouth after he said that and I can tell he is blushing a lot. "Oooo did baby boy just say I'm beautiful?" I flipped my invisible hair "Thank you" He puts his hand down and looks at me "will you show me your face if I show you mine? I won't run away or cry or whatever you are thinking." I look at him and slowly nod my head, getting extremely nervous. He slowly pulls up his mask and I gasp. He has soft brown hair, hasely brown eyes, and pink smooth lips. I get even more nervous and start shaking. "What's wrong? Are you ok?" He came over to me and wraps his arms around me. "You don't have to if you don't want to, and if this is because of my face, I understand." I start mumbling "why would I think your ugly? You are one of the most beautiful creatures I have ever seen. I was expecting some middle age man and getting a cute, young man who is probably straight and I'm a lost cause because I'm pansexual and I have never really had friends or someone to love other then someone I met once but she died and-" "shh stop, your rambling. For your information, I'm 18, gay, and I not hate you." I look up at him and slowly stop shaking and sit there. I reach for my mask and extremely slowly, like slower then a snail at its lowest speed, I pull up my mask to my nose and stop. I feel two hands hold the side of my face and lift my face up to meet his eyes. "Is this why you think your ugly and I will run away? Because of your scarred skin?" I nod and look down. "May I?" He grabs the edges of my mask and slowly starts pulling it off. I nod my head and he pulls it all the way off. I keep my eyes squeezed shut and open my eyes after a few minutes. I look up to see him closely studying me, not running away, saying I'm ugly or a monster, crying, nothing. He is studying me and looking into my eyes. "Your beautiful Wade, I don't know what people are thinking. The are crazy because the scars make you unique and your bright blue eyes are stunning. I don't see why people run away from you." He wipes my tears away and a smile a little and whisper "fuck you white" "What was that?" I look up at him "nothing nothing, now that I know what you look like, what is your name?" "Peter, peter Parker." I nod my head and look at his lips "those look very soft baby boy" he laughs and stands up, "maybe one day you'll be able to kiss them." He giggles again and
I gawk. "Your laugh is adorable peter, and so is your ass." He looks at me with a serious look and a blood red face "stop that..." I smirk "can that kiss be now?" He looks away, clearly flustered and mumbles "my aunt needs me" I groan loudly, more sexually then intended and look at you "come on baby boy, let's have some fun" he looks at me for a second and puts on his mask so I don't see his blushing and mumbles "I-I'm a virgin" I look at him shocked "that's not what I meant but if you want-" "no no! I just, you should know that." Nods Head and takes off his mask. "Even in kissing?" He looks down "I accidentally kissed someone once..." I smile a little and lift up his face to meet mine and slowly lean down and connect our lips. We kiss for a good 3 minutes and holy fuck he is a good kisser. No tongue yet but I'll get there. He pulls away breathless and unwraps his arms from around me. "T-that was amazing..." I nod my head and wipe my mouth. "So on that term... will you be my boyfriend Peter Parker?" He giggles, god I love that laugh, and pecks my cheek. "Yes of course I will Wade."
(That whole things was exactly 2000 words. Tell me if you want more and if this is ok!, not edited)