Spider fell into the pool of love

Chp. Sease? Six

Wade POV
I am so horny. Like he keeps doing these things that get me so hard and it's annoying. I know he is a virgin and only when he wants to but I just- fuck my life. I'm currently packing up Ellie's things and putting away the bag while peter gets on his suit so he can take Ellie back and go on patrol. He is playing around with Ellie and explaining to her not to tell anyone that he is spider man. For a kid, she is extremely good at keeping secrets because not even her teachers know that I'm deadpool and just said I'm a fan. I love her so much, I have being away from her. I got my suit on and grabbed her suitcase. "Let's go baby boy and my princess." I bow down to her height and gave her the suitcase. She took it and I held her in my arms. "Ready when you are baby boy." He nodded and I got on his back, with Ellie in between us. He jumps out the window and started swinging to her house. I squealed, of course, like a grown man. Ellie was giggling the whole way and screaming. He dropped us off at her front door and we stood there. I took off my mask and knocked on the door. Me. Camacho opened the door and smiled. "Hello Ellie, I'm so glad to see you again. Go put your stuff down while I have a conversation with your father." She nodded and ran inside. "Is my vision going bad or do I see another man next to you wade?" I laugh and clean off her glasses. "This is my boyfriend. He will come back later with normal clothes." Ms. Camacho smiled "Nice to see you have found someone wade, what is your name dear?" "Peter, or at the moment Spider-Man." She nodded, "well I see a bright future for you two." I smile and take Peters hand. "Now he is getting angry because he hasn't gone on patrol in a while so we will best be on our way." "Oh ok you two, thank you for taking Ellie for the weekend, I bet she enjoyed it a lot." I wave and peter swings us away while holding my hand tightly. "Hey hey let me put my mask on!" He laughed and I struggle to put on my mask but get it eventually. I start to climb up peter and hold onto his waist. He lands on a building and I hop on his back. "Onward baby boy!" He groans and jumps off the building, swinging around and waving to some people we pass."Stop!!" Peter lands on the nearest building and I start jumping down the building and running to a taco stand. Peter groans and rolls his eyes at me. "Something could be happening right now and you want a taco?" I order one chimichanga and start eating it. "Give me a minute," peter sighs and puts his head down on a table. I finish and throw my bag away. "Thank you for the amazing taco!!" Peter grabs my waist and swings off. I spot some little kid in an alley way running away from what seems like a man with a knife. I jump off peter and land on the ground, breaking my ankle in the process. "Fuck!" I pop my ankle back into place and it heals in a few minutes. Peter eventually found where I dropped and I started running after the man. Peter climbs the walls and I jump onto the man, pinning him down onto the ground. I hold him hands against the ground and dig my knees into his thighs. He screams and I look at him. "Oh come on now? You must really have your priorities messed up." I stabbed a knife in his arms and legs. I got up and took my knives out. "Good luck moving when your main muscle is ripped in half." I put my knives away and walked over to the kid who was curled up in a corner, crying. "Hey buddy, calm down your ok now." Peter landed next to me and looked at the man. "Wade seriously? You should have waited for me." He stood up and checked his pulse. "He's barley alive," Peter stuck him to a wall and took his knife away. "Did he do anything to you?" Peter looked at the kid and I backed away a little. Peter picked him up and looked around. "Where is your home kid?" The little kid looked up at peter and poked at his mask. "What?" Peter laughed. "Yes I'm actually him," the kid stopped crying and smiled a little, pointing out and apartment across the street. Peter looked at it and swung over to the apartment. "Baby boooooooy!" I held my arms out and ran across the street. A car came speeding at me and hit me. I flipped over the car and landed behind it. "Fuck me." I got up and groaned. I tried standing up but realized that my left leg was completely turning around. I screamed and turned it around. "Shit!" I shook off my leg and walked over to the window peter is climbing into. I waited downstairs outside and I sat against the wall. Peter came climbing down the wall and grabbed my arm. "Hey hey hey spidey the kid is good?" Peter nodded and pulled me onto the roof of the building. "You were passed out for a few hours wade, what happened?" I looked at peter confused. "Hours?" "Yes hours, I got you pizza." "Are you upset or something peter?" Peter rolled his eyes. "Yes I'm upset, you killed that man wade, I told you to stop killing people." I sighed, fuck I forgot about that. You fucked up man. Mhmm, a lot. I knew it was a bad idea. Can you guys just shut up? Well your the one who killed the guy. Probably traumatized the kid. "God damnit just shut up!" Peter looked over at me confused but then quickly realized why I had the sudden outburst. "Sorry, about that and killing the guy, I didn't mean too I just lost control." Peter nodded and rubbed my back. I took off my mask and started eating pizza while peter did the same. Eventually we finished eating and swung back to my apartment. "Ugh you have school tomorrow again don't you?" "Yeah, I'm not missing it again, sorry." I groaned and sat down on my couch. "Finnnneeeee" Peter changed out of his suit and came out wear his sweatpants and one of my long sleeve shirts. I laughed, "that looks like a dress on you." Peter twirled and I rolled my eyes. He came over and sat on my lap, falling asleep short after, me following.