Alvin and the Chipmunks ~ Schemed

Chapter 6

-in diningroom-

Thor: -staring at Mitch- >.>

Mitch: o.o'

Thor: I could go all day like this, bro >.>

Mitch: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU UNABLE TO BLINK MONGREL!?

Thor: Oh you know what we want >.>

Mitch: DUDE, BLINK ALREADY, YOU'RE DRILLING A HOLE IN MY FOREHEAD!!

Thor: I've seen too much Doctor Who to fall for that one >.>

Me: OK, buddy, I think you tenderized him enough xD

Mitch: -leans forward on table- Lani, I don't know what he's said to you, but whatever it is, it's not true!

Me: Looks like you seem to have something to hide without Thor saying anything..-flips his cap off- MITCH.

Mitch: -jumps back in chair- How did you know it was me!? D:

Thor: Well, to start with the obvious, the Chicago accent..

Mitch: I DON'T HAVE A BLOODY CHICAGO ACCENT.

Me: It actually took me a while to figure it actually who you were. At first I thought you might be Alex, whom Alvin trusts with his life, but your wimpy personality didn't match Alex's macho one.

Mitch: Hey >:c

Me: So I thought you could be Matt, but he's a little shorter than you, and couldn't see a thing without his glasses, so that narrowed the search. And then I remembered you coming to the house yesterday..

Mitch: OK OK, so you figured out it was me. But how did you know I wasn't Alvin? What gave it away?

Me: Please, do I look like an idiot? xD

Both: No comment.

Me: -growls- >:c

Thor: I think the more obvious reveal was the race. The real Alvin wouldn't have screamed like a 3rd grader on Son of Beast xD

Mitch: -crosses arms angrily- You two so conned me into that.

Me: Yes, yes we did ^^

Thor: I also found it suspicious that you didn't tacklehug me when I came in.

Mitch: -sarcastically- I apologize that Alvin didn't give me any note cards e.e

Me: And another thing was the dancing.

Mitch: ..the dancing? o.O

Me: Because Simon told me that Alvin was practicing ballet from Swan Lake ;3

Mitch: What the..? THAT was his great idea of keeping you deceived!? The kid is ain't as smart as he thinks he is o_O

Thor: -chuckles- That's kinda funny actually xD Swan Lake? Where did he come up with that one? -laughs-

Me: ..eh I think from my Barbie movie ^^"

Thor: Ha xD You still watch Barbie -snickers-

Me: ANYWAY >//> Now that everything's laid out on the table..

Mitch: ..oh no. There is NO way I'm ratting out Alvin! I wouldn't do it in a million years! -sticks out tongue-

Me: I know you wouldn't, friends stick together 'til the end. But that's OK, we have plan B ^^ -singsong- Oh Siiii-mooonnn! <3

Simon: -skips into room- I was needed? ;u;

Mitch: O.O'

Me: Simykins, could you be so kind as to tell us where the real Alvin has wandered off to? ^^

Mitch: SIMON, DON'T YOU DARE.

Simon: -turns to Mitch- ..I KNEW something was up with him o: So he really isn't Alvin?

Thor: Can it, Specs, we know everything.

Simon: -snaps fingers- When I get my paws on him..

Me: Well we can make that sooner, so if you could just give us his location? :3

Mitch: Simon, you wouldn't do it! Not Alvin! Not your brother!

Simon: Are you kidding, I've been wanting to do this for years! :'D He's at Brittany's party.

Mitch: Finker >.>

Simon: Criminal ^^

Mitch: BRO BETRAYER.

Simon: CON ARTIST.

Mitch: HARRY POTTER.

Simon: FORREST GUMP.

Mitch: IGOR.

Simon: JUSTIN BIEBER.

Mitch: LEMME AT HIMUY5RHT4EGR

Thor: -holds back Mitch- Is this like this every day? xD

Me: -holds back Simon- Ah at least every weekend :'D