"Well, look who it is that washed up on our shores! What's different about ya? Hmm, let my decipher it myself." Said Scuttle, "Ah, it's a new manestyle!"
"No, you idiot. She has back hooves instead of a tail." Sebastian said, "She bet Ursula with her voice."
"Not her beautiful pipes!" Scuttle cried.
"Aye, but the mare did." Said Sebastian, "Oh, what would her father say? She's only got three days to make the prince fall in love with her and her father will kill me!"
"The Prince, huh? To share the prince, guess she needs to learn a graceful way of perambulatin!"
"She'll do no such thing." Replied Sebastian.
"Don't be so pessimistical! Ya gotta look on the bright side a things! A can-do kinda altitude. Take it from a full who knows!" Scuttle replied.
Positoovity Lyrics (Pony Version)
Now look at me------ you see this face?
In terms of beauty, I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir-faire
Well I guess there ain't a whole lot there!
Yet although perhaps it makes no sense
I strut my stuff with lots of confidence
Cause though I lack an awful lot
There is one thing I got
I got positoovity, I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam and the zow and the yodda lodda-lodda
That's why I walk with a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you hear that word
There ain't nothing you can't do!
So let that positoovity work for you!
"Positoovity isn't a word!" Said Sebastian.
"Why, it's in the dictionary between popsuckle and prehysterical! Believe you me, I've seen it work miracles!" Scuttle replied.
See, with the bip an' the bip an' the ba-ba-boo
You can flip, you can flap 'til your wish comes true
The tip is The tap into something that you believe
'Cause with the zig and the zag and the zizzerzee
There ain't nothing you can't be!
Ya see it's simply prerogative and you simply can't think noggative!
Then there's you just sitting there
Smack down flat upon your derrirere
If that's the way you wanna be,
Well you might as well be shrubbery
So stand right up, and dust your seat
And walk real tall upon your own four hooves
And sure you'll trip and make mistakes
But you've got what it takes!
And now you know that word
There ain't nothing you can't do!
So get some posilicity
You can bet on positrisity
YOU ARE READING
The Little Seapony
FanfictionA pony version of the Broadway The Little Mermaid. Seaponies are species from My Little Pony: The Movie and Seaquestria is of course the place where they reside. No pony versions of Ariel's friends, though (animals are present in MLP). I hope you en...