Just then, Prince Eric entered alongside Grimsby.
"Good evening." Said Eric.
Ariel stopped in her tracks, finding something to hide behind, but failed.
"Well, now I'm the one who's speechless!" Eric said.
She didn't know what to tell him by word of the moving of her muzzle. He wouldn't know what she was trying to say anyway.
Meanwhile in the kitchen, Sebastian is hiding under a table, so that he does not become an ingredient in these terrible seafood dishes that our villain is preparing.
"Attention, attention! Le menu pour ce soir: escargot, lobster bisque, and tuna tartare!" Chef Louis announced, "Maintenant!" *
* English: Attention, attention! The menu for tonight: snails, lobster bisque, and tuna tartare! Now!
Les Poissons Lyrics (Pony Version)
Les poissons, les poissons, how I love les poissons
Love to chop and to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads then I pull out their bones
Ah mais oui, ca c'est toujours delish
Les poissons, les poissons
With the cleaver, I hack them in two!
I pull out what's inside and I serve it up fried
Oh Celestia, I love little fishes, don't you?
Here's something for tempting the palate,
Prepared in the classic technique
First you pound the fish flat with a mallet
Then, you slash through the skin
Give the belly a slice, then you rub some salt in.......
'Cause that makes it taste nice
Chef Louis notices Sebastian hiding under the table.
"Sweet Celestia! I seem to have missed one!" The Earth pony chef said, "Shh....."
Oh my gosh! What is this? How in Equestria could I miss?
Such a sweet little succulent crab?
What a pity! What a loss!
You belong in the sauce flour, I think, just a dab!
Then I'll stuff you with bread
It won't hurt, for you'll be dead
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big copper pot
Toodle-oo, mon poisson, au revoir!
* * *
"It's been a while since we've dined together, eh, Eric?" Asked Grimsby.
"Usually it's just me and Grim." Prince Eric said to Ariel, "He's gotta look across the table at my ugly mug!"
"The bath certainly worked its wonders." Said Grimsby, "She's groomed for a groom, as you might think."
"Easy, Grim, easy." Eric said.
At that moment, the sight of Ariel combing her mane with a fork caught Prince Eric's eyes.
"Why, isn't that odd." he remarked.
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The Little Seapony
FanfictionA pony version of the Broadway The Little Mermaid. Seaponies are species from My Little Pony: The Movie and Seaquestria is of course the place where they reside. No pony versions of Ariel's friends, though (animals are present in MLP). I hope you en...
