Uhh it's literally just a bunch of random marvel memes/textposts that I find on the crazy internet. I might write a little story that goes along with the meme, so uhh yeah. I hope yall enjoy this!
I DO N O T IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OWN ANY ART...
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Loki was dead. It had finally happened for good this time, and everyone was surprised. Of course, everyone had had an encounter with fake-dead Loki at some point, but this time, it seemed like it was really the end.
Now Loki of course wasn't actually dead, he was just upset that no one was giving him attention. Thor was too busy saving the Earth with his stupid avenger friends to give Loki attention. And Loki knew that no one would put up with his bullshit as much as Thor, so he left himself to boredom.
And alas, Loki being bored led him to fake his death yet again to gain attention and sympathy from others who knew him. How exactly did he do it, you may ask? Loki simply set up a fake murder scene, complete with fake blood that he'd found at a random store. Trust me, between all the episodes of Law and Order that he'd binge watched, and the actual murders that he'd committed Loki knew exactly how a murder scene would look.
Everyone was surprised. The great Loki, the mischievous devil who could magically escape any situation, dead. And killed by a human murderer no less. This Ted Bundy fellow really must've been something to have killed Loki, out of everyone else he'd encountered.
The funeral was to be held on Asgard. The Avengers showed up, to much surprise. Valkyrie even cried some, but was quick to dismiss her tears as aggravation from dust. At the end of the funeral, they were about to light the funeral pyre and prepare to gather the ashes for burial when Thor asked to have a minute alone with Loki's body. Thor waited until everyone else was out of hearing range, and approached the pyre. "Brother, I KNOW you aren't dead!" Thor's voice boomed, rattling nearby objects. A chilling silence was Thor's only response. For a second, doubt crept into Thor's mind, his thoughts whispering that this would truly be the last time he'd see Loki, as Loki was truly dead. Thor almost believed it too. But, he knew Loki too well for there to have even been the possibility that Loki could've been killed by a weak human. And suddenly, Thor knew what he had to do.
Once he'd had his "moment" with Loki's "dead" body, Thor asked everyone to gather back at the pyre in order for the cremation process to begin. Thor would be doing the honors of lighting the pyre to burn the body. While preparing himself to light the wood, he called out "Now, we will light the pyre, and say our most final goodbyes to dear Loki," choking up on the words as they came out of his mouth. Surely this wasn't the end was it? Thor knew he and the others would find out the real truth in just a few minutes. Thor was handed the flare to light the fire, and took one final, yet still unsure, look at his beloved brother before lighting the wood. He stepped back and looked into the pyre just in time to see Loki's eye twitch. It was a minuscule movement, but enough for Thor, who'd been carefully watching from the start, to realize that he'd wasted his time on Loki's foolish tricks once again.
Thor looked around him to find everyone looking down, eyes desperately trying to avoid the rapidly burning wood in front of them. They knew it wouldn't be long before the body would begin burning, and they wanted to offer as much respect as possible. Thor turned back to the pyre and quietly said "Brother, you have about 30 seconds before your body begins to burn along with this wood. Make haste, or this will truly be your funeral." Loki decided to wait a few more seconds before quickly teleporting himself outside of the pyre, and revealing his alive-ness to everyone.
There was a collective gasp from the crowd, who's attention Loki had quickly caught.
And then, Loki vanished into thin air.
And everyone plunged into chaos.
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its 3 fucking am but i had to finish this bc i felt SO bad bc i've been gone alot longer than i initially planned to be. thanks for sticking with me
