FGTD Club| Changlix

Fake Confidence for Flirting

"Changbin I know I look hot, but you've been checking me out for the past 5 minutes." Felix said, hurtling Changbin from his thoughts.  

One minute earlier.

Felix heard a bang in the door but was too occupied trying to pull on his shoes and hoodie and brushing his teeth at the same time.  He finally was finished putting on his clothes, then hastily finished brushing his teeth before he ran at full speed to the door, almost slipping on crushed Poptarts on the floor.  Then he opened the door without further ado.

And his eyes fell upon the one and only, Dark Changbin.

FUCK LORD JESUS WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME??? Felix wanted to crawl into a hole and bawl his eyes out at that moment.

But then he realized Changbin's eyes were literally raking his body.

On second thought, THANK YOU JESUS! But wait.  Now I have to say something flirty.  Quick, fake confidence. You got this, don't let Woobear's pep-talks all go to waste.

"Changbin I know I look hot, but you've been checking me out for the past 5 minutes."

Good one, Felix. The two Aussies both thought.

But then Changbin whipped the shock of his face, replacing it with a smirk. 

"So then you know what you're doing to me then? Since you're so hot and all?" Changbin said being extremely flirtatious.

Now it was Felix's turn to be a flustered mess, all confidence turned to happy embarrassment.

(This song perfectly fits what just happened and no one can convince me otherwise.)

Suddenly, Chan bursted out in loud shrieks while shoving his entire fist in his mouth. Changbin and Felix looked at their friend, embarrassed.

Chan then gathered himself from his fanboying.  "Come on we have to go if you guys don't want to be late for school."

They then set out to the parking lot and found Chan's car.  At first glance, Changbin and Felix were confused as Chan's car was filled with random nicknacks and equipment for God only knows what, which was unusual.

Only two seats in total were available for sitting.

"Um, Chan? What the fuck happened to your car?" Changbin said, more worried than annoyed.

"Ah. Its nothing. I'm just hauling some of this stuff to my producer friend's house and I'm donating the other stuff I found." Chan covered up the real reason very naturally.

"More importantly, how in heaven's name are we all supposed to fit?" Felix questioned, asking all the real questions.

"Oh, that won't be a problem.  Changbin just sit on Felix's lap." Chan said smirking.

"WhAt.  EXCUSE ME!" Felix screamed turning blood red.

"Isn't that illegal?" Changbin asked, trying to stay cool and not a flushed mess. "You know, buckle up or bad stuff happens?"

"It's only wrong it you're caught~" Chan sang mischievously.  "Come on lets hurry up and go."

Reluctantly, Changbin moved to open the door, gesturing for Felix to enter the vehicle first. Felix, looking like he wanted to climb into the deepest cave on the planet and die, did what was needed from him.

He sat in the seat next to a wooden rocking horse that was placed on the seat to his left.

Then Felix looked up at Changbin until the inevitable happened.

He sat on his lap.

Felix.exe has shutdown. Please reboot the system.

There was a heavy tension between the two boys until Felix tried to do something.

He back hugged Changbin hoping it wouldn't backfire on him.

And it didn't.  The both of them relaxed into each other, living in that euphoric moment.

Before they knew it, the drive to school was already over, but the two were so lost that they didn't notice.

Until Chan started taking millions of pictures with his phone.

"Why the fuck are you taking pictures and ruining the mood?" Changbin scowled, pushing the door open and standing on the outside.  Felix was left in the car, feeling disappointed.

"It's for scientific purposes." Chan said in a sing song voice.

Felix rolled his eyes and finally stepped outside with his crush.

"Hey, Felix. Wait up with me for a second. I need to have a word with you," Chan said in English.  "Changbin go ahead first."

"What is it, Chan?" Felix asked curiously.

"I just wanted to say that I somewhat feel bad for embarrassing you but... It's for your own good. You may not understand it now, but one day when you are older you will understand and thank me."

"Um, ok then, Mom."

Felix turned away running to the school to catch up with Changbin.  As he neared the entrance Chan yelled,"Felix go get that dick!" Soon after Felix was inside, Chan was still sitting in the car with a fond smile, thinking back on all his memories with his friends.