"Felix it'll be okay. I'm sure Changbin will like your hair. Actually I know he's gonna love it." Woojin was back hugging the extremely stressed Aussie boy. They were sitting in Felix's bedroom which was littered with candy wrappers and stuffed animals. The sound of music infiltrated the room from the neighboring apartment.
"Well how would you know?" Felix groaned, leaning into his best friend.
"Just don't worry about it, Felix. If he doesn't like your hair color than he doesn't deserve you and your love."
"Really?" Felix turned and looked at Woojin with large puppy eyes.
"Really. Now let me get up so I can go yell at your neighbors to shut the fuck up. Its nearly eight and your ass is supposed to be an bed by eight thirty so you not a grumpy bitch in the morning."
"Ok, dad." Felix sarcastically replied, but gathered his stuffed animals and retreated under the covers.
Woojin was already grabbing the doorknob when Felix began to speak again. "You do realize..." He began, but stopped abruptly when Woojin left the room. "That Chan is my neighbor..." He finished quietly. "Oh well. At least I tried." He shrugged and closed his eyes, slowly drifting asleep.
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As Woojin walked out of Felix's apartment the sound of the music became more clear. Within a few steps down the hall he was standing in front of the door.
Kids am I right? I'ma give these deliquents a piece of my mind for blasting music too close to my child's bedtime. Woojin thought, working up his fatherly instincts towards the koala.
Then, his fist was raised and pounding on the door, his best disapproving parent look on his face. And then footsteps were heard leading to the door. Then the door opened, the music streaming out of the doorway and into the hall. Woojin was taken aback at the man at the door
It was Woozi and his surprisingly tiny self.
If I would've known it was Woozi I wouldn't have put on my Hello-young-child-you-are-in-deep-shit-face. I don't want to get whacked tonight...
"Um hello. I was just wondering if maybe you could be a little quieter. My kid's first day of school is tomorrow and I don't want him to be a bitch in the morning so..." Woojin nervously grinned while sweat was running down his neck.
Woojin could've been imagining it,but he thought he heard someone say "Wait--he's a dad?" from inside the apartment
"Hold up lemme go grab Chan. You can come in for now." Woozi replied while widening the door.
As he stepped inside, he entered inside a kitchen that was identical to Felix's. As he walked a little farther and looked to his right, he saw the cause of his son's dilemma. Seo Changbin in all his glory was there perched on the couch, jaw line sharp as ever.
"Wait... You're not really a dad, are you? I thought you of all people would use protection. Unless--"
Changbin never finished his thought because Woojin sprung across the room in a flash and held his hand on top of his mouth.
"Do not finish that foul sentence or I will drown you in holy water. And to answer your question, he's not my actual son. I was talking about Felix." Woojin hissed, ending with smile. "And did he say he was going fetch Chan? As in Bang Chan the whole snacc™??"
"Yeah."Changbin said smirking, letting out a quiet 'whipped'. "He lives here."
"HE WHAT??!?!? And Felix never told me? After all this time? Betrayal." Woojin screeched.
Just then, Chan walked into the room.
"Son, who are you talking to this time?" He questioned but then froze as his eyes fell upon Woojin
Oh my God. Is that actually Woojin the whole five star restaurant in my humble abode? God Bless.
"Hi, Woojin." Chan smiled. "What can I do for you?"
"Mom, we need you to shut the fuck up so his Felix can sleep." Changbin filled in, ruining Woojin and Chan's mood.
"Since you love Felix so much, do it yourself." Chan deadpanned leaving Changbin a flushed mess.
Changbin fled the scene, the music shutting off at once.
"Nice one, Officer Chan of the Felix Get That Dick Club." Woojin highfived him.
"Why thank you President Woojin of the FGTD Union. You flatter me with your praise." Chan bowed at Woojin.
"What the hell is an FGTD?" Changbin's voice said, making the two jump.
