A: Then they kill him and throw him overboard so that he's sleeping with the fishes!
B: I'm talking about Willy
A: I though you meant the lawyers
B: I was gonna say "well of course he's sleeping with the fishes, he's a fucking fish!"
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B: I think this shows are personality really well, like I like the one I said, and the one you like has all the fire and death!
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A: oooh he plays a voice in Narnia
B: of Aslan?
A: yeah
B: I kind of think he looks like a lion so when you said he was in Narnia I was like "is he Aslan?"
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My teacher: what's the saddest song you've ever heard?
Boy: Gary Come Home
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B: do you like the quote I put on the cover? It says "it doesn't take much to write much"
A: ......
B: do you know who said that?
A: who?
B: ME HAHAHA
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B: I sound like a sheep
A: ..............
B: BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
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The Stupid Conversations I Have with my Friends
RandomRandom book. Just some of the conversations I have with my friends.
