The Stupid Conversations I Have with my Friends

Some i forgot to publish plus two days ago

papa: It's really hard to be at the top of the food chain
Like you get to see all the idiots down below you
When you look below into the see under the fish and you see Trump.
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Papa: Now years from now I want you to remember, I wasn't the cause of trump

Me: I never said you were

Papa: Good, cause I wasn't.
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Me: What's my second favorite animal?

Lee: is it a sea animal?

Me: it can be

Lee: hmmm ooh ooh! A worm!

Me: NO why would my second favorite animal be a WORM?!

Lee: I DONT KNOW

me: well it's not

Lee: a snake?

Me: nope

Lee: I don't know! A polar bear?

Me: WHAT KIND OF POLAR BEAR LIVES IN THE OCEAN?!

Lee: I DONT KNOW? A FOX?

Me: NO WHAT THE- ITS A TURTLE!
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Toddlers: *tries to grab my grandma's orange juice*

Grandma: AH YOU GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN JUICE!