Httyd Truth ODAIR!!!!!!

I come back to the edge!!!!!

I came back to the edge for more truth Odair. I brought the hunger games movies, and Astrid was like "Oh no, not this again. She's gonna try and kill herself again. Get all the weapons and rope away from her before she slits her own throat or tries to hang herself." (Yes, I know, I should probably be in a mental asylum.) And Hiccup was like "Wow, Astrid, I never thought you would say anything about keeping weapons away from someone. No offense." "Shut up."

"Hey guys!" "And here we go again. Prim, don't try to kill yourself like you did when we watched Hunger Games, because I swear, if you slit your throat or hang yourself, I will snap those discs to bits. Actually, teleport back to the place you call tartarus and put the discs away. When you come back, you won't have them with you. I'll go with you." "No, I will. She OBVIOUSLY wants a ladies man with her." I was like "Umm, gross. I'd rather have Astrid with me than you Snotlout. Astrid is more of a sibling to me. And btw, Snotlout, I am at least a thousand years younger than you, so no, you can't hit on me. Plus, I'm thirteen. You're what, eighteen? Just because I'm wearing short sweatshorts and a bright red hoodie does not mean I didn't think my fashion choices through because it's freeze-my-butt-off-cold, you pervert. How do I know you aren't a freakezoid rapist?! You already hit on Astrid and Heather, and I think you just like Ruffnut. I mean, you hit on her a lot more, don't you? And no, Tuff, I was not making a reference to your thing you said about the 'yellow with night fury black? That my friend, is a fashion faux pas!' spiel." "Wait a sec, HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!" "I have my ways. Mainly netflix and youtube." "I'm not even gonna ask what that is." "Good. If you want, I could bring the entire fandom! There would probably be enough fans to fill the entire archipelago." (cue evil grin) Hiccup was like "Umm, no." "Good choice." "Well, I'm going back to tartarus to put the movies away and buy some donut holes." "I'm going with to make sure all the knives and anything classified as a weapon are hidden far away and out of sight. That includes blocks of wood, milk products, guns, knives, and anything that requires a blood circle." (The reason I said milk products is because I am severely lactose intolerant. It's turning into an allergy...)

A certain zippleback came up behind me with its riders, scared me, and I started screaming. "BLOODY MURDER! SWEET MOTHER OF NICO DI ANGELO, I SWEAR, I WILL RIP YOUR  EYEBALLS OUT AND FEED THEM TO YOU SO YOU CAN SEE THE VIEW AS I CHOP OFF YOUR HEADS AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROATS, NUTS!!!!!!!!! AND THEN I'LL FEED YOUR BODIES TO YOUR DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I swear Viggo was able to hear me from the other side of the archipelago. Turns out, he did. Not five minutes after I screamed bloody murder, he showed up threatening to kill the dragons unless we surrendered or gave someone up. Literally everyone pointed at me. "Oh, come on! So not fair! I'm thirteen, and I am 99.99% sure that Viggo is a rapist. You leave me no choice, guys." With that, I pulled out my dad's thirty ought six and shot him through the nuts. The gang was just wide eyed. What kind of person would do that type of thing? A girl who was a total weirdo, that's who. I essentially shot him from a distance of about one foot, ensuring that he was in a lot of pain, so yeah. "What?!" "What was that thing you shot at him?" "Oh, that was my dad's shotgun. I shot him through the nuts. He'll bleed out soon anyways. You don't mind if I kill him real quick? Put him out of his misery and use his body for target practice? I need to learn how to properly shoot a gun anyways." "Um, don't kill him. Even I'm not that psychotic." "The one time you were psychotic was when you just about ordered toothless to kill Alvin. Sweet glory, my Norse forefathers are more messed up than I am! And I'm pretty messed up. Then again, I ship J Law and J Hutch hard enough to kill the people they are currently dating. So do some of my bffs. Whatever. Do you have any perfume samples?" "Umm, no." "Thought not. I have plenty. I can go back and get them." "Sure."

Guys, I am so sorry! I had zero ideas! I have no life right now! I am obviously getting really tired. Don't hate on it, please! If anything, I think you'll probably laugh. Love you guys like siblings! Xo, Prim.