Jason: Mom
Trina: yes? Trina
J: ughh I was gonna so if you could get me something
T: what is it. Trina
J: you don't have to sign your name I can see it's you
T: oh. Ok!
J: can you get me some headphones my old walkerman broke
T: ok honey!
J: oh mom before you go I need to ask you something.
T: yes?
J: have you seen Mendel?
T: yes I saw him in the garden.
J: what was he doing?
T: I have no idea I saw him reach down, but I don't know what he did next.
J: MOM! HE WAS EATING DIRT
T: SHIT!!!
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