One day Yukimura was being noisy!
"OOOOOOOYAKATA-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"
Of course, the Young Tiger of Kai was having his daily/hourly/minutely/secondly vocal exercises.
This was quite an ordinary sound in the Takeda grounds! But the next sound wasn't.
"Wow, that's a terrible song!"
Yukimura randomly turned around and saw Sakamoto Ryouma casually walking over to him.
"....Please excuse me for asking, but who are you?" Yukimura said (at his usual volume).
"DAMMIT RYOUMA STOP RANDOMLY WALKING AWAY LIKE THAT"
"You don't need to shout, Shinsaku, he's only there."
Obviously Yukimura was very confused (and a bit worried) that three random strangers were in his garden.
"Um, I must ask you to please leave, I am in the process of exercising--"
Ryouma laughed. "Don't worry, it's okay that you're a bad singer, we won't be mean! You don't need to ask us to leave!"
Yukimura looked rather blank at this statement. "Um, I am not sure what you are talking about--"
"I'm just saying, that you do sound terrible, but we don't mind! You can possibly maybe become a good one. Just..."
Shinsaku and Kogorou stood and watched as Ryouma continued to utterly confuse Yukimura.
".....how did this happen?" Shinsaku said.
"I don't exactly know..."
"Why does he always always always have to confuse the situation..."
"You went along with him one time."
"YEAH WELL BUT WELL BUT WELL"
Over to Ryouma and Yukimura!
".....you just need PASSION to become a good rocker!"
"Passion?"
"Yeah! It gets your blood burning and you become so involved in your music that you-"
"UOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I, YUKIMURA, SHALL EMBRACE THIS "PASSION"!!!!!! PLEASE TEACH ME THE WAYS OF "PASSION" AND "ROCK"!!!!!"
"THAT'S THE SPIRIT! Okay, so! ....."
And that's how Yukimura became a rock star.
What?! That was hardly a proper story!
SHUT UP CINDY
He's got a point; that was terribly written.
BUT BUT BUT COMPREHENSIBILITY ISN'T MY STRONG POINT
Don't we all know that.
SHUT UP CINDY!!!!!
You need to improve.
I KNOW I DOOOOOOO STOP RUBBING IT IIIINNNNNNNN
*GOES OFF TO WHINE*
THE END
