Collide ─ Rami Malek

viii. GROUPCHAT

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'𝐓𝐈𝐒 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐀
Rami ━ raminoff
Lucy ━ lucifer
Ben ━ ben10
Joe ━ mozarella
Gwilym ━ relic

raminoff
lucy lucy lucy

lucifer
rami rami rami

raminoff
say, can you tell me
some secrets?

lucifer
secrets shouldn't be
shared with others
don't you think? 🙃
that's why it's called
"secret"

raminoff
i don't think it's that
kind of secrets

raminoff
i mean i'm pretty sure
this has become an open
secret among your group
of friends

lucifer
uhhhhh

lucifer
i normally understand
what you're talking about
but continue

raminoff
okay i will jump
to the point now

raminoff
is imelda anyone's girl?

lucifer
EXTREME FACEPALM

lucifer
ignore the last message
i'm just shocked is all

lucifer
but why do you ask?

raminoff
uh i'm just asking?

lucifer
huh alright the answer
is no, she's not dating
anyone atm

raminoff
excellent!

raminoff
one more thing
can i have her number?

lucifer
for what?

raminoff
well, you know she saved
one of our crew, i just
want to thank her :)

relic
you've done it twice, rami.
right in front all of us

raminoff
what the—

raminoff
WHY ARE YOU HERE

mozarella
you're currently talking
in the groupchat, stupid

ben10
BUSTED BUSTED BUSTED

raminoff
fuck.

lucifer
i shouldn't be laughing
. . . . . . . . . .
never mind people have
already stared at me

relic
you know, rami
there's this thing called
private message

ben10
see? even a relic understand!

relic
leave.

ben10
lol never

ben10
and rami, private message
can cover those SECRETS
you just asked. can't you
even locate where that is?

raminoff
can't. your nonsense
blocks the app, sadly

mozarella
LUCY HAVE YOU
DONE YOUR JOB

lucifer
oh don't worry, joe
i've screenshotted it

raminoff
LUCY NO

mozarella
LUCY YES

mozarella
"cAn I hAvE HeR nUmBeR?"
that sentence just gave me
an extra ten years of life

raminoff
oh dear lord this is not
going away any time soon

ben10
do you know what's
more interesting?
send that screenshot
to imelda

raminoff
YOU'LL FACE FATALITY
BEN JONES

BEN10 HAS REMOVED RAMINOFF
FROM THE CONVERSATION

lucifer
lmao WHY

ben10
he mentioned my real name!

relic
you love that name, ben
don't be such a toddler
add him back now

ben10
cash me outside how bow dah

mozarella
wait i have a better idea!
let's run this secret operation
and call it: make #ramelda happens

relic
genius. brilliant. give
this man an oscar 👏🏻

lucifer
tbh i can't tell if gwil is
being sarcastic or not

ben10
what do i always say?
use a relic dictionary

relic
i'm running out of patient

mozarella
ZIP IT, THANOS

mozarella
anyway thanks for sending
that screenshot to me, lucy

lucifer
anytime, joe!

ben10
luce, send it to me too
this is beyond glorious
to just let it go down in
history like that

relic
okay, this whole thing
is quite funny. maybe
send it to me as well

ben10
that's my modern relic!

relic
how much money do
i need to buy a sniper?

BEN10 HAS ADDED RAMINOFF
TO THE CONVERSATION

raminoff
YOU BASTARD
WHAT DID YOU DO

mozarella
umm something
against your will

raminoff
please don't, i'll do anything
but please just don't say
a word to imelda

lucifer
oh damn MY BAD
i just told her a word

ben10
SNITCH

mozarella
ATTA GIRL

raminoff
my life's officially over

relic

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