Hidan one shots

F I R S T

well here goes nothing i suppose :/ hope you guys enjoy my first chapter of my first fanfic

you sigh softly setting down your scythe's letting down your (H/L) (H/C) from its bobble setting it down on your desk you had just come back from a mission pain had decided you would be added to the immortals since you had an ability to heal yourself quicker than most medical ninja however you werent complaining this was your fourth month with the duo and honestly you were loving it however you knew that an argument was always bound to break inbetween hidan and kakuzu

you unzipped your robe throwing it over your desk chair lying on your bed for a few minutes humming quietly you wondered what you were gonna do for the rest of the day before you looked at your door listening in on another argument

"come on kakuzu just stitch me back together you didnt mean this did you ?" hidan laughed looking at the masked man who remained silent looking at the mans head a small chuckle was heard from him which only infuriated hidan more "come on you old bastard have a heart fuck knows you have enough !" he yelled angrily

"you know i was actually going to stitch your head back to your body but now ill go and count my money" kakuzu spoke walking off to his room slamming the door behind him hidan growled yelling and swearing waiting for the man to return but kakuzu just ignored him happily

you chuckled softly getting up and walking to your door opening it a fraction looking around for the mans head "hidan ?" you called out walking to the hideout's livingroom seeing him on the floor you couldnt help but laugh at him kakuzu had left his head upside down hidan pouted "laugh all you want just fucking help me goddamit (Y/N) !" he yelled you sighed softly walking over crouching down picking his head up gently making sure not to cause the man anymore harm

"i've told you a million times not to wind him up and here you are headless once more" you spoke wiping some dirt from his cheek walking over to his body propping it up you blushed softly looking at hidan you had had a crush on him for a few months and always got embarrassed when you were both alone hidan looked at you giving a confused look "what are you going red for fuck im not gonna get ill am i" he rolled his eyes as you started to attach his head quietly looking at him "no hidan i assure you" you spoke chuckling

"thank jashin performing rituals is hard when you feel like absolute shit" he sighed you looked at him "hows that ?" you asked him raising a brow he smiled looking down at himself moving his neck around "perfect as usual" he chuckled making you go redder thank god he was completely oblivious or atleast that is what you thought "now i gotta show that old fucker that nobody messes with jashins number one worshipper" he spoke immediately standing up

"dont you ever learn" you spoke grabbing him just before he walked off to kakuzu's room pulling him back a little to hard hidan tripped falling ontop of you making your blsuh worsen you didnt know where to look if you looked down you could see his muscular frame hovering over your curvy body and if you looked up his face was practically in yours of course it didnt help that your legs were spread letting him come closer to your face hidan chuckled smirking deviously "i didnt think you liked me like this" he whispered softly to you gently placing a hand on your chin forcing you to look at him

"h...hidan come on quit playing around" you whispered not wanting anyone to walk on you both hidan chuckled looking down placing one hand on your waist "come on you never have any fun with me plus i gotta say thanks somehow" he spoke to you running a hand through your soft locks you opened your mouth to fight against his words but he quickly slammed his lips onto yours holding you close kissing you softly and passioneately it confused you a bit since you expected it to be a bit rougher but you werent complaining hidan slipped his hand up your grey shirt slowly curessing your chest , moaning softly against your lips before a cough came from the background making hidan look up you took the oppertunity to push hidan off standing up glancing at konan with a completely cherry red face "im so sorry" you spoke konan chuckled looking at you both hidan smirked finding you adorable he walked off to the dorm rooms konan smiled "i didnt see anything" she spoke wondering off to pains room quietly you quickly ran into your room shutting and locking the door behind you