An Error in the Stars || Bonus Stories + Asks

* Talkin' to the air, eh?

"So, Error. Asriel told me and Chara that you were talking to the air. Any mental problems we might need to know about..?" Snow said, the slightest bit of ice evident in her voice.

"ᴡelp. ɪ gᴜess ɪ shᴏᴜld'vᴇ knoᴡn that ɪ cᴀn't kᴇᴇp ᴛhis a seᴄreᴛ fʀom yoᴜ guʏs."

'Hmmm... this'll be interesting. Wonder how he'll explain the askers?' Blue thought. 'Cause seriously, those voices tend to be so weird.'

"ᴡell... thɪs'll bᴇ so fᴜn tᴏ explᴀɪn, hᴇʜ. ᴍind waiᴛɪng tiʟl yᴏu'rᴇ alʟ ʜeʀe thoᴜɢh? ɪ don't wanᴛ tᴏ ʜᴀve tᴏ exᴘʟain iᴛ moʀe ᴛhan onᴄᴇ."

"Okay. Promise that you'll give us the full explanation?"

"ɪ'll tᴇll yᴀ wʜᴀt ɪ cᴀn, ʙut ɪ doɴ't ᴋnow thᴀt muᴄʜ mʏself. ᴛhᴇy ʟɪke ᴛo bᴇ mysᴛeriᴏᴜs."

"Well that's just lovely."

"Don't worry. Error's voices are real. Normally they're pretty well behaved, and only go crazy when... Error, did you hear that?"

"ʏuᴘ- wait, Blue can hear them?- sᴇems liᴋe tʜᴇre's soᴍe neᴡ ᴏnes. ᴏh, anᴅ tʜe sᴀssy voiᴄᴇ ɪs bᴀck tᴏo."

"Oh! Hello!" Blue said cheerfully.

"ʜey," said Error.

"Umm, Error," Stretch said, a sharper edge to his voice.

"Yeah?"

"Since when could Blue hear the voices? I thought only you could hear them," said Stretch.

"ɪ acᴛᴜally didɴ't ᴋnow ʙlue cᴏulᴅ heaʀ 'eᴍ untɪl jᴜst noᴡ, hᴇh."

"Oh, I've been able to hear them since not long before you set me free," chirruped Blue.

"ᴡelp... hᴇy ʙlue, miɴd loᴏkinɢ ᴍe iɴ tʜe eyᴇs fᴏr a seᴄ?"

"Why?"

"ɪ jᴜst wanɴa cʜeck soᴍᴇthɪng."

"Okay, I trust you."

"ᴡᴇll sʜ-"

"ERROR! NO CURSING!" scolded Blue.

"What is it?" asked Stretch.

"ʙlue gᴏᴛ a miɴᴏʀ bᴜg iɴ hɪs ᴇye wʜɪle iɴ thᴇ ᴀnti-ᴠoid. ɪt wᴏn't ʜᴜrt hiᴍ oʀ anyᴛhinɢ, hᴇ's haᴅ ɪᴛ fᴏr ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪᴇs anᴅ ɪt doesɴ't sᴇem ᴛo haᴠe dᴏne anʏ haʀm, buᴛ ʜe miɢʜt haᴠe thᴇ proʙʟem ɪ dᴏ wɪᴛh glɪᴛchᴇs coᴠᴇʀing ᴍy eyᴇs ᴀnd blɪnᴅing mᴇ," said Error.

"That explains some stuff, actually..." said Blue quietly.

"ᴏh, hᴇy. ᴛheʀe's aɴotʜer asᴋer," said Error.

"OF COURSE I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND! I, the Magnificent Blue, am the best of friends!"

* he's too precious. omg.

"Thank you, kind and sassy voice!"

"ʜey streᴛch. ᴛhis onᴇ waɴts yᴏu ᴛo raᴛe yᴏᴜr loᴠe foʀ ʜᴏney oɴ a sᴄale oғ 1 tᴏ 69. ᴅon't ᴀsᴋ mᴇ whʏ tʜoᴜgh, ɪ havᴇ ɴo idᴇa," said Error.

"Hmmm... a better question is, why on a scale of 1 to 69? Riddle me that, asker," said Stretch sassily.

* HAH! GET SASSED!

"shᴜt up, sᴀssy vᴏice," grumbled Error

* NEVER!!!!

"Error, that was rude! Apologize, now!" scolded Blue.

"Welp, sorry guys, but I need to go. I've got to meet up with Chara again and talk to the Queen. Y'all have fun, and... please, don't forget about poor Quill. He's been ignored this whole time," said Snow.

* Huh. That he has.
* Although Snow won't be available for a bit, y'all should try asking Quill some questions.
* He's important. Very.

"ᴏh, shusʜ, sᴀssʏ voiᴄᴇ."

* I was complimenting Quill...
* So stop judging me, glitchy Weaver.

* Don't forget to ask some questions!!!
* I'm very bored and currently a bit stuck on a spot in the story, so this is my side project to break my writers block!